I need new friends...

[Gaston]

that.....is a fucking friend right there....

hell anyone stupid enough to leave alcohol in my reach is a friend in my opinion

it took me ten minutes to type that sentence.......

[Riddeford]

Well I just poured myself some grey goose. Vodka is great for colds.

[biggreen]

I've a few good drinking buds I guess. A long time ago I reallized i'm a bit of a loner most of the time though. I have to have my own way out of most any situation. I won't count on anyone for anything. If I count all the folks at the bars I go to I have lots of friends. I only see them when I want to and I can leave any damn time I want. That's the case w/ most of my "friends". I like it that way. They count on me for nothing but to show up a few times a week and harrass them.
later, biggreen

I think I just rambled and said nothing?

[Gaston]

yes yo did...and we don't care....continue

[Riddeford]

yes yo did...and we don't care....continue

Yes, please continue.

[incognito]

I've got the same problems here with my local friends. I understand my good friend that is married and his wife gets off at 8PM and he is off about 3 or 4 hours before her at 4 or 5PM so it wouldn't be cool for her to come home and he's out drinking with me. Well, at least not every night. However, the younger single ones need to get off their wussy asses and come out for some drinks. If you had a friend in town that said he'd buy a lot of your drinks if you met him out for a night of moderate drinking wouldn't you show? Anyway, I usually end up going down to one of the many close bars, theme restaurants, or sports bars and playing trivia and/or talking with some of the others at the bar. Sometimes I get lucky enough to have a nice looking lady or two to talk to.

[Judge]

the dress is missing in action...and I only cross dress on mardi gras or birthdays...or whenever someone gets me drunk and buys me dinner

Ah.

[Mayhem]

the dress is missing in action...and I only cross dress on mardi gras or birthdays...or whenever someone gets me drunk and buys me dinner

Ah.

Just like your new son-in-law.

[Judge]

the dress is missing in action...and I only cross dress on mardi gras or birthdays...or whenever someone gets me drunk and buys me dinner

Ah.

Just like your new son-in-law.

But I don't have to drive him around.

[Gaston]

yes....

[Chimneyfish]

So I walk into work a couple days ago and one of my best drinking buddies/co-workers is sitting there reading Bukowski (the very novel I had just finished and my girlfriend just started- Post Office) It was a great moment to me. I mean, we work in the liquor industry and are both full-time drunks, but it's still pretty cool. We usually would just go out and talk about sports. The most philosophical we ever got was talking about whether the West Coast Offense could translate as well to NCAA quarterbacks as it works in the NFL. And now we're quoting Buk. He finished the book at the same time as I was looking to get a new Bukowski novel to read, and I have been talking about his work to another co-worker of mine who is also really interested in reading him. From the looks of things, we're going to start some kind of sloppy book club. I think after that I will buy them both a copy of The Modern Drunkard book.

I'm starting a California bloc of the army. The rest of you need to start witnessing too.

[rado907]

Just drink alone... Who needs drunken imbeciles doing stupid shit around anyway.