that I have way too much time on my hands. I should be performing productive stuff, but instead i am here and
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It has come to my attention
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Re: It has come to my attention
Teach ME TO BAKE CAKES AND BREADS, especially breads..
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Re: It has come to my attention
i'll go with the baking class...I can cook pretty damn good..but can't fucking b ake to save my life...
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Number One Daughter has trouble with cakes also. I don't get it. I've been making cakes since I was six or seven years old. It's formulaic. Once you know the formula, and understrand why it does what it does, you can mess with it. Which is fun, and only very occasionally disastrous.
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I will get drunk and cook you a seven course gourmet meal...as long as I don't have to fucking bake....
I don't understand it either, cause I can cook a roast or brisket....but no cakes......
I don't understand it either, cause I can cook a roast or brisket....but no cakes......
The truth. Why is it so important? The truth is I'm an alcoholic prick. The lie is that I'm a charming well mannered drunkard. now isn't that much prettier? LET THE FALSEHOOD REIGN!
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Or it could be the brain addled delusions. I doubt that. If you've ever met me, you'd want to buy me a drink. If you haven't met me, you'd want to buy me two.- DirtyLou
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Re: It has come to my attention
So make me some ice cream for the dessert course.Gaston wrote:I will get drunk and cook you a seven course gourmet meal...as long as I don't have to fucking bake....
I don't understand it either, cause I can cook a roast or brisket....but no cakes......
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what kind you want? coffee? lobster? crawfish? tobasco?
The truth. Why is it so important? The truth is I'm an alcoholic prick. The lie is that I'm a charming well mannered drunkard. now isn't that much prettier? LET THE FALSEHOOD REIGN!
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Vanilla. Chocolate. Strawberry. Peppermint. I am normal, and not into the perversions of taste you mention.Gaston wrote:what kind you want? coffee? lobster? crawfish? tobasco?
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the tabasco one is damn good
and the regular ones are easy....challenge me!
and the regular ones are easy....challenge me!
The truth. Why is it so important? The truth is I'm an alcoholic prick. The lie is that I'm a charming well mannered drunkard. now isn't that much prettier? LET THE FALSEHOOD REIGN!
Or it could be the brain addled delusions. I doubt that. If you've ever met me, you'd want to buy me a drink. If you haven't met me, you'd want to buy me two.- DirtyLou
Or it could be the brain addled delusions. I doubt that. If you've ever met me, you'd want to buy me a drink. If you haven't met me, you'd want to buy me two.- DirtyLou
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The perfect chocolate chip. I swear, ain't nobody make this right anymore. Once upon a time a standard duh flavor, it now exists only in memory. Even Baskin Robbins drops the ball more often than not these days; their quality control apparently run by retarded monkeys, so that one day's run is rather close to the old ideal, yet another day's run is something even the dogs won't eat.Gaston wrote:the tabasco one is damn good
and the regular ones are easy....challenge me!
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yeah....they do suck.....we have a place 'round here called Miss marble's that's pretty damn good though....I swear there's more chips than actual icecream....
The truth. Why is it so important? The truth is I'm an alcoholic prick. The lie is that I'm a charming well mannered drunkard. now isn't that much prettier? LET THE FALSEHOOD REIGN!
Or it could be the brain addled delusions. I doubt that. If you've ever met me, you'd want to buy me a drink. If you haven't met me, you'd want to buy me two.- DirtyLou
Or it could be the brain addled delusions. I doubt that. If you've ever met me, you'd want to buy me a drink. If you haven't met me, you'd want to buy me two.- DirtyLou
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Re: It has come to my attention
You make chili. You don't qualify.Savage Succubus wrote:that I have way too much time on my hands. I should be performing productive stuff, but instead i am here and
I am the poster crone for Useless.com. Seriously. Does Guiness have a category for me? If so, I would like to enter myself as "Laziest and most useless bitch in the world."
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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did someone say chili?
fuck I'd love some chili....
fuck I'd love some chili....
The truth. Why is it so important? The truth is I'm an alcoholic prick. The lie is that I'm a charming well mannered drunkard. now isn't that much prettier? LET THE FALSEHOOD REIGN!
Or it could be the brain addled delusions. I doubt that. If you've ever met me, you'd want to buy me a drink. If you haven't met me, you'd want to buy me two.- DirtyLou
Or it could be the brain addled delusions. I doubt that. If you've ever met me, you'd want to buy me a drink. If you haven't met me, you'd want to buy me two.- DirtyLou
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Re: It has come to my attention
Mmmm....venison beer chili....
So, we were out camping one November and it was down to about 10 degrees Fahrenheit. Well, we had our beer outside, and some of the bottles froze up pretty good. A few of them remained liquid, but within seconds of opening the bottles, they would freeze solid. It was pretty cool, actually. You could see the crystals growing from the bottom of the bottle toward the top.
Anyway, our container of chili froze too. I was scraping it into the pan, and being the young naive type that I was, I said "Someone get me some water to rinse the rest of this out of here." My genius buddy says "Nah...use beer." EPIPHANY!!! I did, it was awesome, and the rest is history.
So, we were out camping one November and it was down to about 10 degrees Fahrenheit. Well, we had our beer outside, and some of the bottles froze up pretty good. A few of them remained liquid, but within seconds of opening the bottles, they would freeze solid. It was pretty cool, actually. You could see the crystals growing from the bottom of the bottle toward the top.
Anyway, our container of chili froze too. I was scraping it into the pan, and being the young naive type that I was, I said "Someone get me some water to rinse the rest of this out of here." My genius buddy says "Nah...use beer." EPIPHANY!!! I did, it was awesome, and the rest is history.
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i'm gonna try making some chili soon. i got my mom's olde recipe but i have to spice it up a whole bunch coz she made everything boring.
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