I think that I'm going to a "bar"

[*****]

Liar. No one here goes to bars. We go to the back of restaurants and steal flats of cooking wine. Or rice vinegar if we are doing it without a flashlight and the damn Vietnamese people who run Pho Hut don't stock their provision rooms in the standard fashion.

I'm just saying.

[ruiner]

i hope hes ok. our little bookworm doesn't leave the library very much.

[*****]

That's his Batcave--if I had Michael Caine to bring me liquor all day, I'd "solve crime" from the basement too.

[Savage]

We were in a bar once, and the manager told us (me, Grumpy and another couple and a lone man) that they needed to take our stools, as they were anticipating a huge crowd after eleven p.m. We protested, but to no avail. So we repaired to the booths and recommenced drinking. The hour of eleven came and went. Not a single soul entered the bar. By this time, a couple members of the party became a bit boisterous.

"Oh yeah, I wonder if I will ever get a refill. I can't imagine fighting my way through the crowd to the bartender!" (Loud blonde bimbo in party.)

The manager entered, to scan the room. An angry drunk man shouted, "Hey, maybe we should call the fire department. There's too many people in this room!"

I would like to have a bar. Real cocktails and real shots. Good music. No loud noise, because people should be able to talk to one another. Soft lighting, to make the wrinklies look good. And I'd be open 24/7, because you never know when you need to go; there should never be a closing time, because closing time means you're dead, in my world.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I would like to have a bar. Real cocktails and real shots. Good music. No loud noise, because people should be able to talk to one another. Soft lighting, to make the wrinklies look good. And I'd be open 24/7, because you never know when you need to go; there should never be a closing time, because closing time means you're dead, in my world.

Backroom full of passout cots, maybe?
I'm in

[Savage]

I would like to die in a bar, and have my service and wake held there.

[****]

That's his Batcave--if I had Michael Caine to bring me liquor all day, I'd "solve crime" from the basement too.

jerk off to michael caine? yeah, there's a reason i'm into you.

[coqui_chris]

face it chilli, you fucked up, you trusted us.

They keep pullin' me in. No- won't -do it!

Shot please?!

What this requires here is that a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part ...

[Rooster]

Is a bar a place that people drink when they're not posting on MDM? I heard they have magazines there sometimes, too.

[Bluespook]

bars are high priced and over rated, they should be avoided at all costs. Unless you are comming to my bar, then by all means, give me your money.

[Mayhem]

Is a bar a place that people drink when they're not posting on MDM? I heard they have magazines there sometimes, too.

Sounds like the dentist's office.

[Rooster]

Is a bar a place that people drink when they're not posting on MDM? I heard they have magazines there sometimes, too.

Sounds like the dentist's office.

They don't have nitrous and sodomy at the bar though. Usually...

[Pete G]

I'm never afraid to bring a couple of beers or a flask into my local. Not tryin to screw anybody, just tryin to get the ball rolling.

[Mayhem]

Is a bar a place that people drink when they're not posting on MDM? I heard they have magazines there sometimes, too.

Sounds like the dentist's office.

They don't have nitrous and sodomy at the bar though. Usually...

You go to the wrong bars.

[JohnnyT]

I would like to die in a bar, and have my service and wake held there.

we just did this for my uncle. he didn't die in the bar trhough