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ruiner wrote:i filled out my first

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card today. it actually took three tries because i kept smudging the ink with the rain dripping off my head.
man. what magic it is to be a kid. and now you can feel like a kid all over again with the new guy!
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Going to unsticky this now...all the newness of engagement, marriage and birth are over. Now, like the rest of humanity. They are just married with children. Ed O'neill would be proud.
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sweet, new avatar.
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DrunkenJackFlask wrote:Awww...he's gonna be a lady-killer! Hopefully the good kind.

Gratz you two :)
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Awesome.
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Crystal wrote:
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:Awww...he's gonna be a lady-killer! Hopefully the good kind.

Gratz you two :)
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I saw this thread bumped and thought maybe there was yet another little mikey on the way!! :)
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Mother Goose wrote:I saw this thread bumped and thought maybe there was yet another little mikey on the way!! :)
No chance. Ruiner is undergoing the knife next week. I told him its good luck to blow pepper in the doc's face just as he's making the first incision.

And you might want to change that football player's uniform color to red.
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Quiet, you.

Tell Mikey it's not too bad . . . Goose had it done last year.
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So is he stealing beers yet?

My little guy is 9 now and my daughter turns 12 in a month and a half....man, it just flies.
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Judge wrote: No chance. Ruiner is undergoing the knife next week.
Ruiners going to be a Castrato!
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frankennietzsche wrote:
Judge wrote: No chance. Ruiner is undergoing the knife next week.
Ruiners going to be a Castrato!
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Is that who's doing it?!?!?!?
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