Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

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Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

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For those who are interested, I'll be posting updates here of the drunken couple's weekend sojourn to birthing the new drunkard as they happen.

If you're not interested don't bother reading anymore...it's may not be interesting to those not intimately knowledgeable about how this whole thing has come about.

Blame Frank's magazine though....it was an actual paper copy that brought us to this point.

She's off to the doc unexpectedly today for a quick check as somethings have maybe started to happen. I expect we are hours from looking for the sign of the beast.
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JollyJudge wrote:For those who are interested, I'll be posting updates here of the drunken couple's weekend sojourn to birthing the new drunkard as they happen.

If you're not interested don't bother reading anymore...it's may not be interesting to those not intimately knowledgeable about how this whole thing has come about.

Blame Frank's magazine though....it was an actual paper copy that brought us to this point.

She's off to the doc unexpectedly today for a quick check as somethings have maybe started to happen. I expect we are hours from looking for the sign of the beast.

you can also blame me and tony for allowing them to meet in rochester. cheers to mommy and daddy to be!

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That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

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liz... wrote:Image

Hi Mom!

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liz... wrote:
JollyJudge wrote:For those who are interested, I'll be posting updates here of the drunken couple's weekend sojourn to birthing the new drunkard as they happen.

If you're not interested don't bother reading anymore...it's may not be interesting to those not intimately knowledgeable about how this whole thing has come about.

Blame Frank's magazine though....it was an actual paper copy that brought us to this point.

She's off to the doc unexpectedly today for a quick check as somethings have maybe started to happen. I expect we are hours from looking for the sign of the beast.

you can also blame me and tony for allowing them to meet in rochester. cheers to mommy and daddy to be!

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That's odd. Ruiner just called me and I said, "Aren't you on your way to have the baby?" And he said, "Baby? What baby? Oh, right, the baby. Right." And then he hung up.

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Prelimanary false alarm. She's still on for Monday but he's getting to be a huge fucker topping out at 9lbs 3 oz so far and counting.
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JollyJudge wrote:Prelimanary false alarm. She's still on for Monday but he's getting to be a huge fucker topping out at 9lbs 3 oz so far and counting.
that's a huge fucking baby.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.

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9 and a quarter?

It's a big babby, but not huge. 10 pounds, 13 oz. is borderline huge. The Little Guy was 9-10.

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9lbs 7oz so far. and huge fucking balls. seriously.
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Not knowing you really but for what I've seen here, wish everything works out.
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ruiner wrote:9lbs 7oz so far. and huge fucking balls. seriously.

ruiner are you gonna watch it come out?
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.

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He should.

It will change his whole view on women, and what they're capable of doing.
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What are you, Phil Donahue?
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ruiner wrote:...and huge fucking balls. seriously.
So the Judge's genes prevailed after all...
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Best wishes to the couple, and a stiff drink for the lady afterwards! If the lad be early sunday is a good one, the 14th of D produced this drunken genius. Here's to an easy birth and a long life, cheers.
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