For those who are interested, I'll be posting updates here of the drunken couple's weekend sojourn to birthing the new drunkard as they happen.
If you're not interested don't bother reading anymore...it's may not be interesting to those not intimately knowledgeable about how this whole thing has come about.
Blame Frank's magazine though....it was an actual paper copy that brought us to this point.
She's off to the doc unexpectedly today for a quick check as somethings have maybe started to happen. I expect we are hours from looking for the sign of the beast.
Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread
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Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread
JollyJudge wrote:For those who are interested, I'll be posting updates here of the drunken couple's weekend sojourn to birthing the new drunkard as they happen.
If you're not interested don't bother reading anymore...it's may not be interesting to those not intimately knowledgeable about how this whole thing has come about.
Blame Frank's magazine though....it was an actual paper copy that brought us to this point.
She's off to the doc unexpectedly today for a quick check as somethings have maybe started to happen. I expect we are hours from looking for the sign of the beast.
you can also blame me and tony for allowing them to meet in rochester. cheers to mommy and daddy to be!
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread
Your fault completely.liz... wrote:JollyJudge wrote:For those who are interested, I'll be posting updates here of the drunken couple's weekend sojourn to birthing the new drunkard as they happen.
If you're not interested don't bother reading anymore...it's may not be interesting to those not intimately knowledgeable about how this whole thing has come about.
Blame Frank's magazine though....it was an actual paper copy that brought us to this point.
She's off to the doc unexpectedly today for a quick check as somethings have maybe started to happen. I expect we are hours from looking for the sign of the beast.
you can also blame me and tony for allowing them to meet in rochester. cheers to mommy and daddy to be!
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread
That's odd. Ruiner just called me and I said, "Aren't you on your way to have the baby?" And he said, "Baby? What baby? Oh, right, the baby. Right." And then he hung up.
SCAM!!!!!!!!
SCAM!!!!!!!!
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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread
Prelimanary false alarm. She's still on for Monday but he's getting to be a huge fucker topping out at 9lbs 3 oz so far and counting.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread
that's a huge fucking baby.JollyJudge wrote:Prelimanary false alarm. She's still on for Monday but he's getting to be a huge fucker topping out at 9lbs 3 oz so far and counting.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread
9 and a quarter?
It's a big babby, but not huge. 10 pounds, 13 oz. is borderline huge. The Little Guy was 9-10.
No tearing or nothin'.
It's a big babby, but not huge. 10 pounds, 13 oz. is borderline huge. The Little Guy was 9-10.
No tearing or nothin'.
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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread
9lbs 7oz so far. and huge fucking balls. seriously.
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Not knowing you really but for what I've seen here, wish everything works out.
The last thing that anyone should ever do is feel ashamed of blacking out. You were trying to get drunk last night and, goddamnit, mission accomplished.
Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread
ruiner wrote:9lbs 7oz so far. and huge fucking balls. seriously.
ruiner are you gonna watch it come out?
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread
He should.
It will change his whole view on women, and what they're capable of doing.
It will change his whole view on women, and what they're capable of doing.
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What are you, Phil Donahue?
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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread
So the Judge's genes prevailed after all...ruiner wrote:...and huge fucking balls. seriously.
Be safe everyone.
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Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread
Best wishes to the couple, and a stiff drink for the lady afterwards! If the lad be early sunday is a good one, the 14th of D produced this drunken genius. Here's to an easy birth and a long life, cheers.
May those who love us, love us
and those who don't love us, may god turn their hearts
and if he can't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles
so we'll know 'em by their limping!
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Rise drunkards, rise! Rise for shots, and for drinks, and the liver ending!
and those who don't love us, may god turn their hearts
and if he can't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles
so we'll know 'em by their limping!
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Rise drunkards, rise! Rise for shots, and for drinks, and the liver ending!