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Best Christmas gift ever!!!

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I went to see my buddy Zach at Beers of the World today, to pick up the Anchor Christmas Beer, and he buys me a 22oz bottle of Delirium Noel and says Merry Christmas. People are so nice.
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Mayhem wrote:I went to see my buddy Zach at Beers of the World today, to pick up the Anchor Christmas Beer, and he buys me a 22oz bottle of Delirium Noel and says Merry Christmas. People are so nice.
whoa..*tumbleweeds are rolling on this thread*


people are nice and good and often times surprise you when you least expect it..that is when it resonates the most..

enjoy it in a special glass tony..
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felinamojokitty wrote:
Mayhem wrote:I went to see my buddy Zach at Beers of the World today, to pick up the Anchor Christmas Beer, and he buys me a 22oz bottle of Delirium Noel and says Merry Christmas. People are so nice.
whoa..*tumbleweeds are rolling on this thread*


people are nice and good and often times surprise you when you least expect it..that is when it resonates the most..

enjoy it in a special glass tony..
I will indeed. This same person gave me a Delirium glass a couple of years ago:
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white russian? milk moustache pic..? i know you have one somewhere..
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felinamojokitty wrote:white russian? milk moustache pic..? i know you have one somewhere..
White Russian indeed. No milk moustache pic though.
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Dude's tryin' to get in your pants.
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That rug really tied the room together.
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all the dude wanted was his rug back. and i want boxers and socks!
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Best Christmas gift ever!!!
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Make sure there's a hiss when you pop the cap, Mayhem. Guy may have peed in it...

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You've got friends in all the right places.
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girl_friday wrote:You've got friends in all the right places.
I could use a friend in a liquor store now.
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rune wrote:That rug really tied the room together.
mayhem doesn't wear a rug anymore. He traded it to BMMS for 14 dollars and a record player.
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It was a fucking marmot!

That's animal cruelty.
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