Brown-Forman Product List

[libertyjug68]

I never really liked Jack Daniel's but apparently Jimmy Bedford has passed. He'd been making whisky since I was born so I have to raise a glass in his honor.

[Barca]

I recently took this list to my local ABC store and managed to convince some of the employees to inform the masses. Hope this works.

Very well done.

[TheBigCasino]

I never really liked Jack Daniel's but apparently Jimmy Bedford has passed. He'd been making whisky since I was born so I have to raise a glass in his honor.

granted, he'd been drinking since before I was born, and that earns some measure, but, he was also working when the change happened. I know a mistake when I see one, and he let a whopper pass him without so much as a whimper.

He's gone, yeah, and with that, where did I put my bottle of Evan Williams

[Smatter Noguts]

A crushing of dissent is always called for, so I've decided to stop hating and start drinking.

I know, virtual proprietership is an important part of brand loyalty, and all the clowns wearing clothing with JD insiginia or buying barbeque additives 'cause they have some sort of flavor derived shit in it think they got it all goining on but the fact is:

We don't own Brown-Forman.

So I'm not going out of my way to say fuck you to them anymore because they lowered the proof and raised the price. The new coke sucked, Burger King screwed with their beef patties and William Clay Ford owns the Lions, but I still buy thier shit when convenient.

I drank a lot of bourbon with a culinary professor yesterday and am hung over and not thinking straight, but in addition to learning about collegin, a discussion of America's Spirit revealed that cask-strength bourbon numbs taste and smell recepticles and isn't judged by the snob elite Micheal Jackson wannabes until watered down, sometimes as much as 80% to assess flavor.

So I'm putting an ice cube in my 10-High from now on, and not sneering at those who choose to add OJ or Mountain Dew to thier booze.

[Surreal]

Another mid-western-sized chunk of common sense served up by our very own Smatter. I'm going to start openly imbibing Woodford Reserve. I've been quitely drinking it in the closet for the last 374 days.

[Barca]

Another testament to the lack of stalwart integrity and fortitude promoted by modern America. This is the same sensibility that allows us to easily torture and detain anyone we choose, even American citizens. This is why intelligence, common sense, or even basic civility are no longer prerequisites for holding national office in this country. This is why ten-year-olds wear visible thongs and sweaty, fat people jumping up and down is what now passes for quality televised entertainment.

Feel free to give up the wall in the fight against Brown-Forman, open the breach wider and let the barbarians in to destroy everything we hold dear, but do not claim the moral high ground. Do not stand proudly and crow of your consistency and integrity. Hang your head in shame and drink until you can no longer see your reflection in the mirror.

[Surreal]

Are we talking about practice? Practice? I mean, practice?

[Surreal]

Another testament to the lack of stalwart integrity and fortitude promoted by modern America. This is the same sensibility that allows us to easily torture and detain anyone we choose, even American citizens. This is why intelligence, common sense, or even basic civility are no longer prerequisites for holding national office in this country. This is why ten-year-olds wear visible thongs and sweaty, fat people jumping up and down is what now passes for quality televised entertainment.

Feel free to give up the wall in the fight against Brown-Forman, open the breach wider and let the barbarians in to destroy everything we hold dear, but do not claim the moral high ground. Do not stand proudly and crow of your consistency and integrity. Hang your head in shame and drink until you can no longer see your reflection in the mirror.

God darnit, Mr. Barca, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

[JesusLizard23]

Is there going to be a riot or not?
Let me know when something gets done, in the meantime ill be drinking.

[Smatter Noguts]

I'm the last to claim high moral ground, unless I'm reciting an Aesops fable, and moral is, like kind of a mushroom you pick up here in springtime in Michigan.

All my idiot nephew drunkards like Bud light, my wife and girlfriend both like white zinfandal, and the sorely missed Palmy probably imbibes native swill that would make your hair turn blue and dick turn black, so what the hell, comrades, choose your path and hate well and carefully, but we need a really large beer tent to piss out collectively instead of a bunch of puptents that get pissed on by fellow souses, as has happened way to often in real life, at least in my experience.

So, putting various racial, religious, and political superiorities that I enjoy aside, let's all just get along, go the extra mile toward understanding each other and our common weaknesss/affinity, and make the world a happy drunk place.

[Rip Rufus]

I'm the last to claim high moral ground, unless I'm reciting an Aesops fable, and moral is, like kind of a mushroom you pick up here in springtime in Michigan.

All my idiot nephew drunkards like Bud light, my wife and girlfriend both like white zinfandal, and the sorely missed Palmy probably imbibes native swill that would make your hair turn blue and dick turn black, so what the hell, comrades, choose your path and hate well and carefully, but we need a really large beer tent to piss out collectively instead of a bunch of puptents that get pissed on by fellow souses, as has happened way to often in real life, at least in my experience.

So, putting various racial, religious, and political superiorities that I enjoy aside, let's all just get along, go the extra mile toward understanding each other and our common weaknesss/affinity, and make the world a happy drunk place.

Wait, you have a wife and a girlfriend? That's just awesome! Have they met?

[TheBigCasino]

Another testament to the lack of stalwart integrity and fortitude promoted by modern America. This is the same sensibility that allows us to easily torture and detain anyone we choose, even American citizens. This is why intelligence, common sense, or even basic civility are no longer prerequisites for holding national office in this country. This is why ten-year-olds wear visible thongs and sweaty, fat people jumping up and down is what now passes for quality televised entertainment.

Feel free to give up the wall in the fight against Brown-Forman, open the breach wider and let the barbarians in to destroy everything we hold dear, but do not claim the moral high ground. Do not stand proudly and crow of your consistency and integrity. Hang your head in shame and drink until you can no longer see your reflection in the mirror.

Yep

[Curb Feeler]

Look hard enough and you can probably find a reason to boycott any brand. I'm too thirsty to give a damn.

[Negromancer]

If I got the head of my local chain to ba Brown-Forman products, then they would disappear completely from the face of Norway, since we only have ONE liquor store chain here, and that is state owned.

[harris]

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