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Why would anyone drink TJD, when George Dickel is right there?
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Dicklishous.

Drink and be happy. we will always line the pockets of assholes, frauds, and cheats, that's thier problem.

Ours is the Buck/buzz ratio, and the simple joy of tasty swill.

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Smatter Noguts wrote: Ours is the Buck/buzz ratio, and the simple joy of tasty swill.
I don't know if this was supposed to be a pro-Brown-Forman argument ...

But you justified the boycott right there in that phrase.
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coqui_chris wrote:
Smatter Noguts wrote: Ours is the Buck/buzz ratio, and the simple joy of tasty swill.
I don't know if this was supposed to be a pro-Brown-Forman argument ...

But you justified the boycott right there in that phrase.
Damn you and all your fancy irish logic running circles around me again.

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Smatter Noguts wrote:
coqui_chris wrote:
Smatter Noguts wrote: Ours is the Buck/buzz ratio, and the simple joy of tasty swill.
I don't know if this was supposed to be a pro-Brown-Forman argument ...

But you justified the boycott right there in that phrase.
Damn you and all your fancy irish logic running circles around me again.
No malice or condescension intended, but I'm just saying ... If you're looking for buck/buzz ratio, I think you need to look off of that list.
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I just had some Woodfart Reserve and liked it, motherfuckers.

Didn't pay for it.

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I just had some Evan.

I win.
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TheBigCasino wrote:I just had some Evan.

I win.
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I drink rye, I drink beers
I been boycotting them for years
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Just out of interest, Have JD made any comments on the change in ABV?

Mainly do they have any intention of releasing a batch of the original recipe, I'm missing Finlandia in my cocktails, Smirnoff just ain't the same.
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Hardcore Stig wrote:Just out of interest, Have JD made any comments on the change in ABV?

Mainly do they have any intention of releasing a batch of the original recipe, I'm missing Finlandia in my cocktails, Smirnoff just ain't the same.
Try Viking Fjord! It's delicious, same price as Smirnoff, and B-F free!
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Hardcore Stig wrote:Just out of interest, Have JD made any comments on the change in ABV?

Mainly do they have any intention of releasing a batch of the original recipe, I'm missing Finlandia in my cocktails, Smirnoff just ain't the same.
They're aware of it, but have made no comments regarding it. Once Im at a proper keyboard, I'll have to post my story about e-mailing the customer service representative over there. We had an exchange going that lasted a couple of months.
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I thought they did comment, and stated that they lowered the proof because that is "what the consumers wanted." We called bullshit on that, but they state that they polled customers, and they wanted to lower the alcohol percentage.

Perhaps I dreamt that up?
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Crystal wrote:I thought they did comment, and stated that they lowered the proof because that is "what the consumers wanted." We called bullshit on that, but they state that they polled customers, and they wanted to lower the alcohol percentage.

Perhaps I dreamt that up?
I don't know if BF ever said that they polled their customers. I thikn that they said that their market research said that the majority of hard liquor consumers "preferred" (a word used in marketing spin that really means that that is what they buy the most,) alcholhol that was 80 proof and that was why they lowered it. Spurious logic, really. The vast majority of hard liquor is 80 proof. Therefore, the most that is sold is 80 proof. Therefore, that is what most people buy. Therefore, 80 proof is what the marketting wonks say that most people prefer.
THAT is what really gets me: hidding behind the lies. I don't think that there would be this uproar, here, if it wasn't for the lies. Just come out and say that you wanted to boost profits.
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