i just ate 8 sandwiches so i'm ready for this...don't care if you are........heheheheh!!!!!!!!!
where did you throw up?
before a nAs concert i drank,ate at burger king and smoked a blunt or 5...
infront of a church across the street at"grosse freiheit..."
sisters came and asked us how we could smoke a joint in the house of the "lord".
danny replied,stoned as fuck,:we are all god's children.silenced them!!! lol
then i puked in front of the church! i'm proud of that...they debated till the concert started.
then we smoked like 8 more blunts at the concert.
samy deluxe was there as a spectator: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samy_Deluxe
then after the concert i didn't know how to get home...which train to take (was only 7 stations or so,,,).
i puked at friends houses,the staircase here,a bar,at home of course...............
what your story my fellow drunkards?
p.s.
i stopped puking though,my new pills make me hungry,so i always eat first.unlike the last 3 years.
compass
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95 % of all people are nearly unconscious (my dad)“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be undrunk and you will still be ugly.”
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i puked also while walking home from a party,not stopping while at it.
the other day i puked on my keyboard and flatscreen.
i'm not promoting pukíng...but i think we all have our stories to tell...
peace and puke...erm pot...
heheheheh
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LOL or die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the other day i puked on my keyboard and flatscreen.
i'm not promoting pukíng...but i think we all have our stories to tell...
peace and puke...erm pot...
heheheheh
compass
p.s.: peetie pm me man miss ya!(no homo)
LOL or die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
95 % of all people are nearly unconscious (my dad)“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be undrunk and you will still be ugly.”
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Well, as I mentioned in another thread I threw up in a fermenter I use to make wine.
Otherwise I've puked on church doors, in mailboxes, shopping bags, all over the seat before me on the bus, on a cat, in the shower etc.
Otherwise I've puked on church doors, in mailboxes, shopping bags, all over the seat before me on the bus, on a cat, in the shower etc.
"The best drink of the day, was the drink he had in his head before the first drink of the day."
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hehehe i got a bus story too.
came home from work and had like 10 pints of beer or more...puked in the bus,,,black dude asks:bro,you had too much to drink!
i saidm yeah.
came home from work and had like 10 pints of beer or more...puked in the bus,,,black dude asks:bro,you had too much to drink!
i saidm yeah.
95 % of all people are nearly unconscious (my dad)“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be undrunk and you will still be ugly.”
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Out the window of a truck that I was driving.
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Throughout my college career, in every stall of every women's bathroom in Gelman Library. Unless there were bathrooms on the special collections floor, but I'm pretty sure there weren't.
I'm very thorough.
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I'm very thorough.
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Re: Puking In Extraordinary Places...
Grow a few more stomachs, like I have. (Cow jokes need not apply.)
I haven't vomited in a long time, but they were all the usual places: sink, toilet, carpet, side of the road.
Wait, best one was in the USSR, when I was 15, twenty years ago almost. Red wine puke in someone's suitcase, all over his clothes, the night before we were leaving.
I really should replace those clothes, or something.
I haven't vomited in a long time, but they were all the usual places: sink, toilet, carpet, side of the road.
Wait, best one was in the USSR, when I was 15, twenty years ago almost. Red wine puke in someone's suitcase, all over his clothes, the night before we were leaving.
I really should replace those clothes, or something.
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who's going to replace the red wine?firefly wrote:Wait, best one was in the USSR, when I was 15, twenty years ago almost. Red wine puke in someone's suitcase, all over his clothes, the night before we were leaving.
I really should replace those clothes, or something.
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Trust me if you haven't tried it, Russian red wine is NOT worth replacing.
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People from Germany say "No Homo" these days?compass wrote: p.s.: peetie pm me man miss ya!(no homo)
Hip hop culture is so universal.
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