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i just ate 8 sandwiches so i'm ready for this...don't care if you are........heheheheh!!!!!!!!!

where did you throw up?

before a nAs concert i drank,ate at burger king and smoked a blunt or 5...

infront of a church across the street at"grosse freiheit..."

sisters came and asked us how we could smoke a joint in the house of the "lord".

danny replied,stoned as fuck,:we are all god's children.silenced them!!! lol

then i puked in front of the church! i'm proud of that...they debated till the concert started.

then we smoked like 8 more blunts at the concert.

samy deluxe was there as a spectator: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samy_Deluxe


then after the concert i didn't know how to get home...which train to take (was only 7 stations or so,,,).

i puked at friends houses,the staircase here,a bar,at home of course...............


what your story my fellow drunkards?



p.s.

i stopped puking though,my new pills make me hungry,so i always eat first.unlike the last 3 years.


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i puked also while walking home from a party,not stopping while at it.

the other day i puked on my keyboard and flatscreen.

i'm not promoting pukíng...but i think we all have our stories to tell...

peace and puke...erm pot...

heheheheh


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p.s.: peetie pm me man miss ya!(no homo)

LOL or die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, as I mentioned in another thread I threw up in a fermenter I use to make wine.

Otherwise I've puked on church doors, in mailboxes, shopping bags, all over the seat before me on the bus, on a cat, in the shower etc.
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hehehe i got a bus story too.

came home from work and had like 10 pints of beer or more...puked in the bus,,,black dude asks:bro,you had too much to drink!

i saidm yeah.
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Out the window of a truck that I was driving.
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Throughout my college career, in every stall of every women's bathroom in Gelman Library. Unless there were bathrooms on the special collections floor, but I'm pretty sure there weren't.

I'm very thorough.

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Grow a few more stomachs, like I have. (Cow jokes need not apply.)

I haven't vomited in a long time, but they were all the usual places: sink, toilet, carpet, side of the road.

Wait, best one was in the USSR, when I was 15, twenty years ago almost. Red wine puke in someone's suitcase, all over his clothes, the night before we were leaving.

I really should replace those clothes, or something.

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firefly wrote:Wait, best one was in the USSR, when I was 15, twenty years ago almost. Red wine puke in someone's suitcase, all over his clothes, the night before we were leaving.

I really should replace those clothes, or something.
who's going to replace the red wine?

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Trust me if you haven't tried it, Russian red wine is NOT worth replacing.

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compass wrote: p.s.: peetie pm me man miss ya!(no homo)
People from Germany say "No Homo" these days?

Hip hop culture is so universal.
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