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Functioning drunkards? my ass!

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You are a stupid, american bunch of turds if you disrespect me.

those of you don't puke because of too much booze!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR!

i for myself know i'm handsome and a great,funny person.

so...SHUT THE FUCK UP you hater-low-life-jerks!
95 % of all people are nearly unconscious (my dad)“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be undrunk and you will still be ugly.”
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then take you ball.. errrr pills and go home, what's the big deal??
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beer and whisky. you know it makes sense.
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Man, I was so drunk on Friday night/Sat morning that I pissed myself twice, and then I puked a bunch of times before I shook out of it. I ended up having a really busy night at work, too. Throwing pizzas everywhere, tons and tons and tons of cheesesteaks. Oh, wait? I'm not supposed to function? Oops, my bad. I soldiered it out, covered my shift, and cooked some damned good food.
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Your mom must be SO proud....
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Hey, if you're happy with who you are, then fuck what anyone else says.

But you can't post about getting sent home drunk from your shrink and not expect to get a few jokes made about you.....
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You're having weed withdrawls you crazy pot head.

Snap out of it man! It's us, your jolly friendly drunkard crew. You're safe here. Have a shot or ten with me and it'll make everything all better again.
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WTF? I drink. I get drunk. I function. Got a problem with that?
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perhaps you should have it out with your parents again rather than bringing it here.


Edit. I didn't see your appology before posting this. Drunken rants happen, and happen here alot.
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thank you spook.

peace!

eating chicken wings now
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Scarblaze wrote:You are a stupid, american bunch of turds if you disrespect me.

those of you don't puke because of too much booze!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR!

i for myself know i'm handsome and a great,funny person.

so...SHUT THE FUCK UP you hater-low-life-jerks!
I guess I can post this for the newcomers as how not to act here....
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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greygoose wrote:
Scarblaze wrote:You are a stupid, american bunch of turds if you disrespect me.

those of you don't puke because of too much booze!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR!

i for myself know i'm handsome and a great,funny person.

so...SHUT THE FUCK UP you hater-low-life-jerks!
I guess I can post this for the newcomers as how not to act here....
That would be a great service.
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I 'function.' I even have a 'job.'
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G_W wrote:I 'function.' I even have a 'job.'
What if I have a dysfunctional job??
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It beats jacking off all day. Man, the blisters.
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