Why do people throw up in the toilet?

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Re: Why do people throw up in the toilet?

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why do ppl say takin a shit when you are clearly leaving it????
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I've always been partial to the term "dropping a deuce"... but that's just me.
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Let me make this clear - If, and that's a big if I ever have to puke at a guest's house, I'm takin a walk outside. At home, I'll throw up in the trash can that is lined with a trash bag, or the sink. But, no way am I putting my face on, in, or near a toilet.

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Draknurd Cixelsyd wrote:Let me make this clear - If, and that's a big if I ever have to puke at a guest's house, I'm takin a walk outside. At home, I'll throw up in the trash can that is lined with a trash bag, or the sink. But, no way am I putting my face on, in, or near a toilet.
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What about an open pit outhouse?
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FNZ wrote:What about an open pit outhouse?
Nope.

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Port-o-John?
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You sound very concerned with hygiene. Good luck with that.
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hoverdog wrote:You sound very concerned with hygiene. Good luck with that.
If I'm near an outhouse, why go in and smell that putrid odor? I'll just walk a few feet away and water the weeds. :))

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Puking in ditches is good provided that you aren't laying in the ditch. That happened to me, once.
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Draknurd Cixelsyd wrote:Let me make this clear - If, and that's a big if I ever have to puke at a guest's house, I'm takin a walk outside. At home, I'll throw up in the trash can that is lined with a trash bag, or the sink. But, no way am I putting my face on, in, or near a toilet.
I hate that perhaps even worse. Last thing I want is one of my neighbors coming up to me the next day like "(Ahem) One of your guests puked on my flowers yesterday ..."
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In any kind of urban setting, inside, really the toilet is the best bet. The only question is if you can reach it in time and aim the spray so it hits.
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Because throwing up near the toilet makes said toilet owner more pissed?

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Sonic Screwball wrote:Because throwing up near the toilet makes said toilet owner more pissed?
And the thrower-upper drunker than polity society tolerates.
The last thing that anyone should ever do is feel ashamed of blacking out. You were trying to get drunk last night and, goddamnit, mission accomplished.

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