Why do people throw up in the toilet?

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Why do people throw up in the toilet?

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Whenever the cause arises, be it the flu or, the brown bottle flu, I never stick my face in the toilet. I either discharge it into the bathtub or the sink. Never understood why someone would stick their face in a place were piss and shit have been in. And, how about those who after puking rest their head / cheek on the porceline. Not to mention splash-back!

I once threw up in my sock. Got the spinners in bed one night and knew I'd never make it to the bathroom. I fell out of bed and grabbed a sock off the floor and filled that sucker up and then some.

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Welits a gfofd quesstino actually never thgout of the whyus before. Pluh Im' a bi tdrunk, Johnny Cash at Flosom Prisno on tv in aomunyte. Cheers yea bastardsz!
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Re: Why do people throw up in the toilet?

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they do it because they are considerate. yeah, you puked in the sink, and now your passed out. looks like its me shoving half digested pizza bits down the drain again. oh, and thanx for getting it in the sink that you cant take the plug all the way out. nice touch.

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Re: Why do people throw up in the toilet?

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was that your toilet? oh, man, i'm sorry, i didn't even realize i was inside....

why did we (the west) ever get rid of vomitoriums?
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Re: Why do people throw up in the toilet?

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It's all about the CHUNKS dude. What do you do with the chunks man?!

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flush the mess away. seems simple enough.
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Ur, uh...you don't HAVE to actually put your head INSIDE the toilet when you puke (unless, of course, you really want to). You just need to sort of get your mouth positioned somewhere over the top of the bowl. Gravity (and your stomach) will do the rest.

And, as the sign my Dad had over our toilet when I was a kid read, "Our aim is to keep this place clean -- your aim will help."
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I guess I'm one of the few that actually cleans my toilet. In fact I wipe it down at least once a day with those Clorox wipes.
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If you puke in the toilet, you can just flush it away - job done. No messing around having to clean up sinks and socks etc. Plus, if you keep your toilet clean, it's not that bad!
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Jelmo wrote:Welits a gfofd quesstino actually never thgout of the whyus before. Pluh Im' a bi tdrunk, Johnny Cash at Flosom Prisno on tv in aomunyte. Cheers yea bastardsz!
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Re: Why do people throw up in the toilet?

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I have one friend who always, and I mean always, fucking threw up in sinks.

Why would you choose a fucking sink?

How do you expect those big chunks of vomit to fit down that little drain?

Why wouldn't you go to a trashcan, a toilet, even out of the fucking door?

So completely inconsiderate.

Needless to say, I don't invite him over anymore.

Also, he's on heroin.
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I only throw up in the tub when I'm getting a blumpkin.
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Thank God I'm not a puker anymore, but I always enjoyed the nice outdoorsy vomits in my younger drinking days.
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Puking is kind of embarrassing, you'd rather not do it, or let people know you did it. Going to "take a piss". Then there's the chunks factor.
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