Why do people throw up in the toilet?

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

Let me make this clear - If, and that's a big if I ever have to puke at a guest's house, I'm takin a walk outside. At home, I'll throw up in the trash can that is lined with a trash bag, or the sink. But, no way am I putting my face on, in, or near a toilet.

I hate that perhaps even worse. Last thing I want is one of my neighbors coming up to me the next day like "(Ahem) One of your guests puked on my flowers yesterday ..."

Exactly. What the fuck is the problem with getting your face a foot from the bowl and getting 99% of it in? And, you have a better chance of getting whatever your afraid of when you sit on the toilet because you may wipe your asshole but I bet you don't disinfect the parts of your ass that made contact with the toilet.

[Draknurd Cixelsyd]

Let me make this clear - If, and that's a big if I ever have to puke at a guest's house, I'm takin a walk outside. At home, I'll throw up in the trash can that is lined with a trash bag, or the sink. But, no way am I putting my face on, in, or near a toilet.

I hate that perhaps even worse. Last thing I want is one of my neighbors coming up to me the next day like "(Ahem) One of your guests puked on my flowers yesterday ..."

Exactly. What the fuck is the problem with getting your face a foot from the bowl and getting 99% of it in? And, you have a better chance of getting whatever your afraid of when you sit on the toilet because you may wipe your asshole but I bet you don't disinfect the parts of your ass that made contact with the toilet.

Splash back.

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

Splash back.

You worry about splash back from stuff that comes out of your mouth but not splash back that comes from you asshole? Again, I bet you don't wipe off your cheeks, you pull up your pants and let that bacteria fester right next to an opening into your body.

[Screwball]

Is yer last name Lipshitz? Bet yer Asswhistles.

[Draknurd Cixelsyd]

I guess I'm one of the few that actually cleans my toilet. In fact I wipe it down at least once a day with those Clorox wipes.

Ever seen toilets in some bars? The porceline in those shitters haven't ever seen a drop of clorox, let alone a cleaning.

[l...]

if you are drunk enough to puke...do you REALLY care what the receptacle is?

[Draknurd Cixelsyd]

Absolutely.

[l...]

Absolutely.

i'm going to buy you some purell hand sanitizer and some anti bacterial wipes! THEN ALL WILL BE GOOD IN THE WORLD! ;)

[Draknurd Cixelsyd]

Bless you, Liz.And I'm going to buy you a bottle of your favorite alcohol.

[l...]

Bless you, Liz.And I'm going to buy you a bottle of your favorite alcohol.

if you do...i might have to puke in the toilet.
;)

[Draknurd Cixelsyd]

Bless you, Liz.And I'm going to buy you a bottle of your favorite alcohol.

if you do...i might have to puke in the toilet.
;)

Lucky you. I've just been given purell hand sanitizer and some anti bacterial wipes!

[l...]

Bless you, Liz.And I'm going to buy you a bottle of your favorite alcohol.

if you do...i might have to puke in the toilet.
;)

Lucky you. I've just been given purell hand sanitizer and some anti bacterial wipes!

INDEED. i have teh cooties!!!

[Agaveman]

When I have to puke, I like it to be in a discreet place where I can empty my guts without someone asking me if I am OK as though I am done for the evening. A bathroom stall is a good place for that.

[Draknurd Cixelsyd]

INDEED. i have teh cooties!!!

Not a problem. I carry a raincoat with me at all times.

[l...]

When I have to puke, I like it to be in a discreet place where I can empty my guts without someone asking me if I am OK as though I am done for the evening. A bathroom stall is a good place for that.

there are plenty of good places to empty ones guts in this town. ;)