Why do people throw up in the toilet?

NecroPoster · Post by **NecroPoster** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:30 pm

This is why, when drinking, I never leave home without it.

Weez · Post by **Weez** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:50 pm

I know it's been gone over a bunch, but we throw up in the toilet as not to clog other pukable devices. And as far as going outside goes, that puke doesn't just dissapear, it is left for morning for all to see. puking in sinks is dumb.

Wingman · Post by **Wingman** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:58 pm

Weez wrote: And as far as going outside goes, that puke doesn't just dissapear, it is left for morning for all to see.

okay, i've been trying to avoid sharing this, but like the subject of this thread, it just has to come out. long story short, don't drink wine at the end of a long night of beer and whiskey. so i'm feeling a bit off and am at a friend's house, and go outside, thinking the winter air will refresh me. well, that, and emptying my stomach.

so, being the considerate guest that i am, i cover said pile of bile with a big slab of ice and snow. great, i think in my sauced state, problem solved. mind you, this was right beside his front stoop. out of sight, out of mind.

'course, it warmed up the next day. i caught hell for that one for a while....

Mallory Knox · Post by **Mallory Knox** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:02 am

Having more to do with the flu than drinking, have someone around (if you can't make it to the toilet) that is willing to shove that shit down the pipes for you.

That's true love... You stay with that person FOREVER.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:29 am

Why don't we do it in the road?

calx · Post by **calx** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:45 am

Mallory Knox wrote:Having more to do with the flu than drinking, have someone around (if you can't make it to the toilet) that is willing to shove that shit down the pipes for you.

That's true love... You stay with that person FOREVER.

that's true i held a girlfriend's hair once. man that was disgusting. but i wa s druni so it wasn't so bad.

calx · Post by **calx** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:46 am

Savage wrote:Why don't we do it in the road?

coz sherriff joe is watching my sorry ass.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:03 am

NecroPoster wrote:This is why, when drinking, I never leave home without it.

Put a stamp on it. To whom do you address it?

Resident Asshole · Post by **Resident Asshole** » Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:46 am

I can't believe that this thread got 6 pages. The first reply would have sufficed.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:20 am

Resident Asshole wrote:I can't believe that this thread got 6 pages. The first reply would have sufficed.

Regarding your board name: You chose wisely.

Emperor Awesome · Post by **Emperor Awesome** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:47 am

Buhhh...this reminds me of tuesday night, a repeat of any night that I don't have social obligations and I stay home.

1. Wonder what I'll do with this free time.
2. Say, there's liquor on my end table!
3. Mix octuple-strength cocktails
4. Blackout
5. ???
6. Fall asleep
7. Wake up between 4-5 to either puke/shit on myself/bed
(Usually I come to full consciousness about halfway through puking,
no time to even reach for a garbage bag.)
8. Morning forensics.

I need some sort of measuring device or timer for drinking alone nights.

calx · Post by **calx** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:15 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:If I'm drunk enough to puke I don't care where it goes.

that made my fucking day thanks thirsty. :D

calx · Post by **calx** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:16 am

i dunno why i just saw thast i swear this tis the first time i saw this topic.

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