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Draknurd Cixelsyd wrote:Anything with an umbrella in it? Anything that is sweet or, masking the flavor of the alcohol? What?
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captain gonzo wrote:
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Wingman wrote:
that's a british thing, right? what is that, if you please?
It's a type of pear cider. Totally marketed at women. If a bloke walked into a pub and ordered one you would assume he was gay.
Never seen anyone order one. Once upon a time babycham and cherry b was a popular drink with women and was rather potent though. I was taking the piss out of a bloke drinking "st hellier pear cider" cos its basically lambrini marketed for men in a pint glass.
Actually, I've never seen anyone one either...
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kowalski wrote:
captain gonzo wrote:
kowalski wrote:
Never seen anyone order one. .
Actually, I've never seen anyone one either...
evelyn (sp?) on the young ones ordered one in a pub...now i get it.
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ivegotballsofsteel wrote:
liz... wrote:chocolate choo-choo. "it's a GIRL drink!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_H_sVNgvf4
After you finish your choo-choo, I'm taking you upstairs where you can put it in my chocolate choo-choo!
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Mayhem wrote:
ivegotballsofsteel wrote:
liz... wrote:chocolate choo-choo. "it's a GIRL drink!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_H_sVNgvf4
After you finish your choo-choo, I'm taking you upstairs where you can put it in my chocolate choo-choo!
Liz is a guy?????
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I am always on the lookout for a hottie with a drink for my avatar, and have passed over many a candidate who sports a Bud Light. I don't care for sweet or chocolate in my booze, but to each his own. It's the low alcohol content that turns me off.
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Water.
Biggest puss drink ever.
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MEAT! wrote:Water.
Biggest puss drink ever.
Not the next morning, boyo. Water is the best friend you'll ever have.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.

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greygoose wrote:
MEAT! wrote:Water.
Biggest puss drink ever.
Not the next morning, boyo. Water is the best friend you'll ever have.
Insert bloody mary there or Gatorade. I just have a general dislike for the absolutel tastelessness of water. I appreciate proper hydration as much as the next guy but I just can't drink water neat.
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MEAT! wrote:
greygoose wrote:
MEAT! wrote:Water.
Biggest puss drink ever.
Not the next morning, boyo. Water is the best friend you'll ever have.
Insert bloody mary there or Gatorade. I just have a general dislike for the absolutel tastelessness of water. I appreciate proper hydration as much as the next guy but I just can't drink water neat.
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MEAT! wrote: I just have a general dislike for the absolutel tastelessness of water.
wait, you've been to savannah, right? unfiltered tap water is definitely no sissy drink here. it's actually gotten better recently, but it'll still curl your chest hair.
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I don't know, sometimes I'll see a dude holding a Smirnoff Ice or a Mike's Hard Lemonade and think a little less of him. Is this wrong?

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Anything not brown, black, deep red, clear, or a shade of yellow besides neon.
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