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Two Hearted wrote: Sissy.
damn, i got called a sissy by a girl. now what do i do? if i fight with a girl, i'm a huge sissy. but if i don't fight the person who calls me a sissy, i'm a sissy. well played, madam.

maybe you have a champion i could stomp in the ground? or, failing that, maybe we could do some shots of tequila, warm, no "bra and panties"?
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You mean that Two Hearted is a mademoiselle. Well, my radar is really completely defective today.
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El Boozificator wrote:You mean that Two Hearted is a mademoiselle. Well, my radar is really completely defective today.
Naw, El B...you're just drunk.

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El Boozificator wrote:You mean that Two Hearted is a mademoiselle. Well, my radar is really completely defective today.
well, supposedly. but remember, this is the interwebz:

anyone claiming to be a woman on the internet is a man.
anyone claiming to be a man on the internet is a boy.
anyone claiming to be a boy on the internet is a fed.
Stupid should hurt.

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peetie44 wrote:
El Boozificator wrote:You mean that Two Hearted is a mademoiselle. Well, my radar is really completely defective today.
Naw, El B...you're just drunk.

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If only, if only. Sob sob.
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Wingman wrote:
Two Hearted wrote: Sissy.
damn, i got called a sissy by a girl. now what do i do? if i fight with a girl, i'm a huge sissy. but if i don't fight the person who calls me a sissy, i'm a sissy. well played, madam.

maybe you have a champion i could stomp in the ground? or, failing that, maybe we could do some shots of tequila, warm, no "bra and panties"?
Either way Wingman—BRING IT ON! You’ll have to come and get me first though. And to do that, you’ll need to traverse over 23 miles of Lake Superior State Forest on foot (watch those swamps, and the killer hordes of mosquitoes—not to mention the black bears, wolves, and scary deer) where you may or may not find me in the comfy lean-to I have built out of cedar poles and pine boughs. If you think you are up to it, bring cheap rum instead of warm tequila, perhaps we can talk...


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El Boozificator wrote:You mean that Two Hearted is a mademoiselle. Well, my radar is really completely defective today.
Traditionally speaking, I would be referred to as Madame Two Hearted.
But merci beaucoup anyway, El Boozy! (unless you thought I was Monsieur Two Hearted that is....) ;-)
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Two Hearted wrote:
Wingman wrote:
Two Hearted wrote: Sissy.
damn, i got called a sissy by a girl. now what do i do? if i fight with a girl, i'm a huge sissy. but if i don't fight the person who calls me a sissy, i'm a sissy. well played, madam.

maybe you have a champion i could stomp in the ground? or, failing that, maybe we could do some shots of tequila, warm, no "bra and panties"?
Either way Wingman—BRING IT ON! You’ll have to come and get me first though. And to do that, you’ll need to traverse over 23 miles of Lake Superior State Forest on foot (watch those swamps, and the killer hordes of mosquitoes—not to mention the black bears, wolves, and scary deer) where you may or may not find me in the comfy lean-to I have built out of cedar poles and pine boughs. If you think you are up to it, bring cheap rum instead of warm tequila, perhaps we can talk...


HA! See what I did there? You don’t even like camping out!
Wecome to da U.P. Wingman, where the men are men and the women can kick your ass.

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Hey if anyone calls my white wine spritzer girly ill slap them
Drunk? I'm not drunk! You wouldn't dare accuse me of that if I was s0ber!

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captain gonzo wrote:Hey if anyone calls my white wine spritzer girly ill slap them

*prepares to be smacked*
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El Boozificator wrote:You mean that Two Hearted is a mademoiselle. Well, my radar is really completely defective today.
cest lavie... she is the mademoiselle to the fishing nth degree.. i couldn't hold a candle to her off repellant sporting mosquito camping self..being a wimpy texan...who melts like sugar in the heat ;) she is the real deal man...even though i don't know her..
Wingman wrote:
El Boozificator wrote:You mean that Two Hearted is a mademoiselle. Well, my radar is really completely defective today.
well, supposedly. but remember, this is the interwebz:

anyone claiming to be a woman on the internet is a man.
anyone claiming to be a man on the internet is a boy.
anyone claiming to be a boy on the internet is a fed.
disagree...didn't you get questioned if you were 'real' here?

so your theory is all folks on the net are wierd, freaky lonely men working for the 'man' ?
so THAT'S why google hosted the umpteenth town hall internet thingy..

i know you are joking wingy..and i am pulling your fez tassel..

no one claims to be anything on the net didn't you know that?

it's all smoke and mirrors..

;)
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Curb Feeler wrote:
captain gonzo wrote:Hey if anyone calls my white wine spritzer girly ill slap them

*prepares to be smacked*
Poncily slaps around face

on a serious note. some drinks are girly no matter what. southern comfort, lambrini, babycham, alcopops, lager and lime. All have inherant problems with manliness.
Drunk? I'm not drunk! You wouldn't dare accuse me of that if I was s0ber!

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Wingman wrote:
MEAT! wrote: I just have a general dislike for the absolutel tastelessness of water.
wait, you've been to savannah, right? unfiltered tap water is definitely no sissy drink here. it's actually gotten better recently, but it'll still curl your chest hair.
I work upstream at the Savannah river Site (Federal Nuclear Facility)

I'd filter the hell out of it if I were you.

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there's nothing harder than Chandler water.
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