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Southern Comfort is the most vomitous concoction I've ever had the displeasure of tasting. How anyone can drink it is beyond me. I'd rather wash my mouth out with a revolver.
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Curb Feeler wrote:Southern Comfort is the most vomitous concoction I've ever had the displeasure of tasting. How anyone can drink it is beyond me. I'd rather wash my mouth out with a revolver.
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SoCo has even gone so far as to sell machines that automatically mix SoCo with other shit, just to make it pallatable.

The way I see it, mixers are for shitty booze. If you drink decent booze, you shouldn't have to mix with anything but saliva.
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see that, 2 hearted? our shit's radioactive! we don't even have regular animals anymore; they're all mutated beasts with three heads, except the mosquitos. they have five. and i bet you don't even have sand gnats up there. i guess i woulnd't mind camping out if it was as easy as you've got it.

and yeah, if you can't handle tequila, rum will do. ;)
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Wingman wrote: see that, 2 hearted? our shit's radioactive! we don't even have regular animals anymore; they're all mutated beasts with three heads, except the mosquitos. they have five. and i bet you don't even have sand gnats up there. i guess i woulnd't mind camping out if it was as easy as you've got it.

and yeah, if you can't handle tequila, rum will do. ;)
Damn, I guess those sand gnats could be rather vexing for you while you are lounging out on the beach, soaking in some rays and sipping your fruity umbrella drinks, eh?
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ivegotballsofsteel wrote:You're okay in my book if you drink the following. Bourbon, Scotch, Gin, Vodka, Tequila, Beer.
No Brandy & Cognac, rum or what about moonshine? What if it is pink vodka or pink gin?

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Two Hearted wrote: Damn, I guess those sand gnats could be rather vexing for you while you are lounging out on the beach, soaking in some rays and sipping your fruity umbrella drinks, eh?
nah, the ocean breezes keep them off the beach. other than that, yeah, you've pretty much nailed my idea of "camping out."

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I'd say vodka is girly by principle, as it's the only liquor nightclub bartenders are aware of. It loses its girly status so long as it's taken straight.
I'm not trying to call some monster cossack bear-wrestler a sissy or anything.

True story: early on in our relationship, my girlfriend and I had a huge fight cause I walked away from her group of friends when I was asked to get one of them some neon blue drink when I was making a trip to a bar. I imagine hell as a nightclub.

Although, on the subject of girly drinks, I do have a confession to make. I routinely send said girlfriend to the store to buy mike's hard lemonade. I love the shit outta lemonade, so I figure I might as well get a buzz while I'm using precious stomach space for it.
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The 10 Unmanliest Drinks In The World

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Found this on the web. http://tastybooze.com/2008/05/the-10-un ... the-world/

A couple of weeks ago Holy Taco put together a list of the 11 manliest cocktails in the world. We thought we would take it the other way and put together a list of the ten drinks you shouldn’t be caught dead with. Whether you are out with the boys or trying to scam on some ladies there is no excuse to be sipping anyone of these unmanly drinks.

Wine Spritzer - First off what the fuck is a spritzer? Secondly why would any man that has a pair be caught dead with one?

Apple-tini - If you are man and you are holding a martini glass the liquid inside better be clear or brown not neon fuck green. Basically you shouldn’t drink anything that has a “-tini” in the drink name. Apple-tini, Choco-tini, etc.

Blow Job Shot - This is a classic shot of choice for bachelorette parties and girls-night-out activities. If a man is caught taking one of these shots, it either means that he has lost a bet, gay, or in the process of a sex-change.

Vodka w/ Cranberry Juice - “It’s a natural diuretic. My girlfriend drinks it when she’s got her period. What, do you got your period?” – The Departed

Mike’s Hard Anything - There is nothing hard about any of these drinks, they are fruit flavored sugar bombs. Just because they sell them at sporting events doesn’t make them acceptable.

Water - If you need a break then man up and drink a Bud Light like everybody else.

Michelob Ultra - There is no such thing as a beer that goes with working out. If you are going to drink a beer, drink a fucking beer and don’t be a goddamn sissy.

Anything with Diet Coke - I don’t care if you are mixing it with rum or JD, there is nothing manly about announcing to the entire bar that you are watching your calorie intake.
Zima w/ Jolly Rancher - This was the favorite drink of the high school chicks back in my day. Enough said.

Cosmopolitan - a good rule is that if the ladies on Sex and the City drink it there is no excuse for you to have one in your hand.
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Of those on the list, I've tried a few.

Mike's Hard Lemonade: Tastes like lemonade, but you can't get drunk on it. I pounded 6 and just got a headache and a stomach ache.

Water: I've had a few cups of water before at a bar... nothing wrong with staying hydrated, provided you keep drinking booze.

Michelob Ultra: I agree, fuck this shit. Coors light is low calorie and at least sorta tastes like a beer. Better yet, drink Sam Adams light. It's actually pretty good.

Vodka and Cranberry: I don't drink this hardly ever, but it does taste pretty good if you like cranberries.

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To be honest, the mood I'm in now I'd drink any of those. And water is essential tomorrow morning...
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I feel like it's acceptable to order a water to go with your double whiskey. I like to stay hydrated, and when I'm drinking I'll generally gulp down some H2O in between booze when I'm having a big night.

Otherwise, I generally order what's cheap and on tap (Miller, PBR, Lonestar), whiskey, or gin and tonics. Perhaps the gin and tonic moves a little toward the girly side, but it's like drinking booze candy so I'll keep downing them.

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vodka is a stealth type spirit. plus it is unisex in my opinion..
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It's actually pretty irresponsible to suggest that people drinking water are pussies. I mean, our bodies are 70%+ water, we need to drink it! Especially us boozers, helps avoid hangovers. I can drink MORE if I stay hydrated, to, because I feel better.

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