What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?
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Bacardi Breezer. Tastes like freakin' Fanta.
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Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?
All mixers.
Let's get radical.
Let's get radical.
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Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?
I don't want you to break character, boozy, but who is that fellow in your avatar?
I consider all unreasonably sweet drinks to be sissy drinks. Though I am a huge mead fan. Anything that mixes several different kinds of sweet, fruit-flavored liqueurs. Most brands of fruit flavored clear rum I despise and your will never gain my respect if I see you drinking that shit. Take bacardi razz as an example: Razz is homonymous to rass. Rass is vulgar Norwegian for ass, which is what it tastes like and where you like getting it if you drink that crap.
I consider all unreasonably sweet drinks to be sissy drinks. Though I am a huge mead fan. Anything that mixes several different kinds of sweet, fruit-flavored liqueurs. Most brands of fruit flavored clear rum I despise and your will never gain my respect if I see you drinking that shit. Take bacardi razz as an example: Razz is homonymous to rass. Rass is vulgar Norwegian for ass, which is what it tastes like and where you like getting it if you drink that crap.
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Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?
Oh well, It's an old picture Thirsty took of me on the night we celebrated our first Smurff mass slaughter.Negromancer wrote:I don't want you to break character, boozy, but who is that fellow in your avatar?
"Aaaah, the great smurff infestation we had here back in April - The Professor lost part of his ear in that battle, but he emerged victorious, and was rewarded with a tin of Friskies "Ocean Whitefish and Tuna in sauce."
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
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Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?
What he said.Hardcore Stig wrote:Anything with the words, Lits, low carb or such. Only a sissy will take something as pure as boozing and try to balance it nutriitionally.
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Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?
it's called the thirsty drunk.
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Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?
Anything that sooner dude drinks is a sissy drink
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?
Thirsty my good man, you know I kid.Shitty wrote:Anything that sooner dude drinks is a sissy drink
Fact is, as far as drinking goes, I can stand back and admire, from afar. And that's it.
If you were here, buy you a drink though.
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Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?
You all are a bunch of sissys.
You go to sissy bars.
If ya own a bike, ya have a sissy bar on it.
...and if you have a bike with a sissy bar on it, you would ride it to a sissy bar.
Sissys.
You go to sissy bars.
If ya own a bike, ya have a sissy bar on it.
...and if you have a bike with a sissy bar on it, you would ride it to a sissy bar.
Sissys.
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Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?
I once rode a girl's bike on a dirt ramp. I didn't land properly, and thankfully it was a girls bike, because the nut-cruncher bar on a boy's bike would have split my scrotum. I think it would have broke my hymen.Santa McScrewynutz wrote:You all are a bunch of sissys.
You go to sissy bars.
If ya own a bike, ya have a sissy bar on it.
...and if you have a bike with a sissy bar on it, you would ride it to a sissy bar.
Sissys.
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Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?
This is the best post of all timeSanta McScrewynutz wrote:You all are a bunch of sissys.
You go to sissy bars.
If ya own a bike, ya have a sissy bar on it.
...and if you have a bike with a sissy bar on it, you would ride it to a sissy bar.
Sissys.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?
..and your's is the most sissyest of all time.Shitty wrote:This is the best post of all timeSanta McScrewynutz wrote:You all are a bunch of sissys.
You go to sissy bars.
If ya own a bike, ya have a sissy bar on it.
...and if you have a bike with a sissy bar on it, you would ride it to a sissy bar.
Sissys.
Sissy.
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Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?
Well now, that's about enough outta you sissy
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?
Lookie here Missy, you be the Sissy!
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You aint got no alibi,
SISSY! Yeah, Yeah, SISSY!
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SISSY! Yeah, Yeah, SISSY!