What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

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Bacardi Breezer. Tastes like freakin' Fanta.
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All mixers.
Let's get radical.
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Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

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I don't want you to break character, boozy, but who is that fellow in your avatar?

I consider all unreasonably sweet drinks to be sissy drinks. Though I am a huge mead fan. Anything that mixes several different kinds of sweet, fruit-flavored liqueurs. Most brands of fruit flavored clear rum I despise and your will never gain my respect if I see you drinking that shit. Take bacardi razz as an example: Razz is homonymous to rass. Rass is vulgar Norwegian for ass, which is what it tastes like and where you like getting it if you drink that crap.
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Negromancer wrote:I don't want you to break character, boozy, but who is that fellow in your avatar?
Oh well, It's an old picture Thirsty took of me on the night we celebrated our first Smurff mass slaughter.
"Aaaah, the great smurff infestation we had here back in April - The Professor lost part of his ear in that battle, but he emerged victorious, and was rewarded with a tin of Friskies "Ocean Whitefish and Tuna in sauce."
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...

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Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

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Hardcore Stig wrote:Anything with the words, Lits, low carb or such. Only a sissy will take something as pure as boozing and try to balance it nutriitionally.
What he said.
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it's called the thirsty drunk.
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Anything that sooner dude drinks is a sissy drink
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Shitty wrote:Anything that sooner dude drinks is a sissy drink
Thirsty my good man, you know I kid.

Fact is, as far as drinking goes, I can stand back and admire, from afar. And that's it.

If you were here, buy you a drink though.
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You all are a bunch of sissys.

You go to sissy bars.

If ya own a bike, ya have a sissy bar on it.

...and if you have a bike with a sissy bar on it, you would ride it to a sissy bar.

Sissys.

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Santa McScrewynutz wrote:You all are a bunch of sissys.

You go to sissy bars.

If ya own a bike, ya have a sissy bar on it.

...and if you have a bike with a sissy bar on it, you would ride it to a sissy bar.

Sissys.
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Santa McScrewynutz wrote:You all are a bunch of sissys.

You go to sissy bars.

If ya own a bike, ya have a sissy bar on it.

...and if you have a bike with a sissy bar on it, you would ride it to a sissy bar.

Sissys.
This is the best post of all time
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Shitty wrote:
Santa McScrewynutz wrote:You all are a bunch of sissys.

You go to sissy bars.

If ya own a bike, ya have a sissy bar on it.

...and if you have a bike with a sissy bar on it, you would ride it to a sissy bar.

Sissys.
This is the best post of all time
..and your's is the most sissyest of all time.

Sissy.

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Well now, that's about enough outta you sissy
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Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

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Lookie here Missy, you be the Sissy!

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Y,

You aint got no alibi,

SISSY! Yeah, Yeah, SISSY!

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