What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

A place for general talk.

Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator

Post Reply
l...
Drinking Like W.C.
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 7351
Joined: Mon Mar 29, 2004 7:03 pm
Location: Hiding.

Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

Post by l... »

chocolate choo-choo. "it's a GIRL drink!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_H_sVNgvf4
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.

Image

User avatar
Curb Feeler
Inebriate Savant
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 585
Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:57 pm
Location: Just below concrete on the Rockwell hardness scale.

Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

Post by Curb Feeler »

liz... wrote:chocolate choo-choo. "it's a GIRL drink!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_H_sVNgvf4

Sounds like something hookers charge extra for...
Cell phones: The perfect way to keep in touch with distant friends whilst pissing off the ones sitting right next to you.

User avatar
ivegotballsofsteel
Souse
Souse
Posts: 23
Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:40 am

Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

Post by ivegotballsofsteel »

ARGH..... How could I have forgotten Rum? Bartender, glasses of Rum for the house!
Bio: Originally started off as a man who got upset when a villain interrupted his soap operas. Since then, he has grown into an image of machismo. When in battle, ballsofsteel is most recognizable by his signature sunglasses, jet pack and fashionable flat-top haircut. Other than his foul mouth, ballsofsteel is most fondly known for his persistent womanizing and massive drinking abilities.

User avatar
Curb Feeler
Inebriate Savant
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 585
Joined: Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:57 pm
Location: Just below concrete on the Rockwell hardness scale.

Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

Post by Curb Feeler »

A friend of mine can never remember the name of Sailor Jerry's Rum. He always calls it "Dirty Sailor". I don't correct him.
Cell phones: The perfect way to keep in touch with distant friends whilst pissing off the ones sitting right next to you.

User avatar
Resident Asshole
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Posts: 2834
Joined: Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:09 am
Location: Coming in your back door.

Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

Post by Resident Asshole »

Some of my friends think my Purple Rain's are girly, at least until they try them. The way I make them there is no mixer, well there is but even the mixer has booze in it.

Girly:

Most of the shots people order from me
Amaretto Sour
Vodka Redbull
Sex on the Beyotch
Fuzzy Navel

Light Beer. Ok, this one isn't necessarily girly, just nasty.
Bourbon is my blood.

"Gren Label will rock on the show for me." bot rehan507

"women want to better express themselves. Dress up as their own performance this will be a lack of confidence." bot clshoo348

select backwards to God, his safekeeping a weapon homeopathy bold deed, president each opposite's cervix. bot klmn619

User avatar
kowalski
King Cockeyed
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1585
Joined: Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:37 pm
Location: England

Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

Post by kowalski »

Babycham
Snakebite & Blue Bols <-- The Drink of Champions

User avatar
Wingman
Chugging Like Churchill
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5078
Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:44 pm
Location: on my way to a bar

Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

Post by Wingman »

kowalski wrote:Babycham
that's a british thing, right? what is that, if you please?
Stupid should hurt.

"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
--ThirstyDrunk

User avatar
Glasgae Sam
Lord of Benders
Lord of Benders
Posts: 262
Joined: Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:08 pm
Location: Between the bars

Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

Post by Glasgae Sam »

My mate once claimed in a broad and sweeping fashion that any drink which had a colour in the name was 'girly'. I then proceeded to order us both Black and White Russians in alternating style until he passed out and threw up on himself.

For me, all the alcopops we get here. Utter disgrace to booze. Almost guaranteed to make you throw up purely down to all the sugar and processed crap in them. Why would I want an alcopop that tastes just like lemonade? Wouldn't I just drink a lemonade? Ugh.

Sourz was a good call too. It's a comedy shot at best.
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter,
Sermons and soda water the day after.

www.drunchblog.com <- it's full of pictures of epic breakfasts made by me and my friends. That's about it.

User avatar
ivegotballsofsteel
Souse
Souse
Posts: 23
Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:40 am

Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

Post by ivegotballsofsteel »

Glasgow Sam wrote:My mate once claimed in a broad and sweeping fashion that any drink which had a colour in the name was 'girly'. I then proceeded to order us both Black and White Russians in alternating style until he passed out and threw up on himself.

For me, all the alcopops we get here. Utter disgrace to booze. Almost guaranteed to make you throw up purely down to all the sugar and processed crap in them. Why would I want an alcopop that tastes just like lemonade? Wouldn't I just drink a lemonade? Ugh.

Sourz was a good call too. It's a comedy shot at best.
Bartender, bring this Souse a Gin, or whatever he wants..put it on my tab.
Bio: Originally started off as a man who got upset when a villain interrupted his soap operas. Since then, he has grown into an image of machismo. When in battle, ballsofsteel is most recognizable by his signature sunglasses, jet pack and fashionable flat-top haircut. Other than his foul mouth, ballsofsteel is most fondly known for his persistent womanizing and massive drinking abilities.

User avatar
ivegotballsofsteel
Souse
Souse
Posts: 23
Joined: Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:40 am

Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

Post by ivegotballsofsteel »

liz... wrote:chocolate choo-choo. "it's a GIRL drink!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_H_sVNgvf4
After you finish your choo-choo, I'm taking you upstairs where you can put it in my chocolate choo-choo!
Bio: Originally started off as a man who got upset when a villain interrupted his soap operas. Since then, he has grown into an image of machismo. When in battle, ballsofsteel is most recognizable by his signature sunglasses, jet pack and fashionable flat-top haircut. Other than his foul mouth, ballsofsteel is most fondly known for his persistent womanizing and massive drinking abilities.

User avatar
Two Hearted
Drunker Than God
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2055
Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:54 pm
Location: North of Nowhere

Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

Post by Two Hearted »

liz... wrote:chocolate choo-choo. "it's a GIRL drink!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_H_sVNgvf4
I'm...just...looking...for....PAPERCLIPS!

Bwahahahahahaha! I love KITH, and this one is classic.
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter

Shane-O-Matic
Drunker Than God
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2109
Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:35 pm
Location: Glasgow

Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

Post by Shane-O-Matic »

Curb Feeler wrote:A friend of mine can never remember the name of Sailor Jerry's Rum. He always calls it "Dirty Sailor". I don't correct him.
I regularly drink Sailor Jerry to the point that it becomes "Sailoh Jelly".

User avatar
captain gonzo
Inebriate Savant
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 769
Joined: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:44 am
Location: Manchester, UK

Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

Post by captain gonzo »

Southern comfort....thats just beyond girly.
Drunk? I'm not drunk! You wouldn't dare accuse me of that if I was s0ber!

User avatar
kowalski
King Cockeyed
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1585
Joined: Fri Sep 05, 2008 3:37 pm
Location: England

Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

Post by kowalski »

Wingman wrote:
kowalski wrote:Babycham
that's a british thing, right? what is that, if you please?
It's a type of pear cider. Totally marketed at women. If a bloke walked into a pub and ordered one you would assume he was gay.
Snakebite & Blue Bols <-- The Drink of Champions

User avatar
captain gonzo
Inebriate Savant
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 769
Joined: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:44 am
Location: Manchester, UK

Re: What "drink" do you consider to be a sissy drink?

Post by captain gonzo »

kowalski wrote:
Wingman wrote:
kowalski wrote:Babycham
that's a british thing, right? what is that, if you please?
It's a type of pear cider. Totally marketed at women. If a bloke walked into a pub and ordered one you would assume he was gay.
Never seen anyone order one. Once upon a time babycham and cherry b was a popular drink with women and was rather potent though. I was taking the piss out of a bloke drinking "st hellier pear cider" cos its basically lambrini marketed for men in a pint glass.
Drunk? I'm not drunk! You wouldn't dare accuse me of that if I was s0ber!

Post Reply