My second favorite thing about being drunk

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My second favorite thing about being drunk

Post by waahoohah »

Other than the actual drunkenness, of course.

I like the randomness that alcohol brings to my life.

Here I was earlier tonight, murdering beer and watching Star Trek via the inter-o-web. During a commercial I realized that the top drawer of my desk is lockable.
I had no freaking idea where the key was. The Quest was on!
I then nearly demolished my house. I have found things I swore I sold. I have found things I don't remember ever having. I found a keyring, holding nothing but a mini flashlight, a dozen links of bicycle chain, and a P-38 can opener. No keys.
...And I seem to have forgotten what I was talking about.
"Beginner's luck is only possible if you try."

-Lee Harvey Oswald

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