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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?

Post by fiyah » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:58 am

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haha! so why can't you make mcdonald's serve good beer?
Because I want the ruin and destruction of this so-called restaurant line ? How could I haste their fall any better than by letting them serve their shitty beer!
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?

Post by peetie44 » Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:04 am

I just thought of a pretty good reason why we'll most likely never see beer served at American McDonald's.

Imagine a drunk barreling through a crosswalk full of nuns, for instance, and after he's scattered the penguins and is pulled over (and it's obvious he's DUI) the cop asks him, "When and where did you have your last drink?", and the guy answers, "Just a few minutes ago, at McDonalds; I had a McPitcher with my Value Meal."

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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?

Post by Jelmo » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:24 am

peetie44 wrote:...McPitcher with my Value Meal..
mcPitcher. Instant classic!
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?

Post by Wingman » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:40 am

Jelmo wrote:
peetie44 wrote:...McPitcher with my Value Meal..
mcPitcher. Instant classic!
yes, i would like to supersize that....
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?

Post by Tattooed White Trash » Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:43 pm

fuckin yuck
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?

Post by ottokir » Sat Dec 22, 2012 1:33 pm

Not in Ontario Canada or any province in Canada. In Ontario you can only buy beer at the Brewers Retail, the brewery or the government run LCBO (Liquor Control Board of Ontario). Liquor can only be purchased at the LCBO! Our liquor laws are more outdated than the US!!

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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?

Post by Savage » Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:18 pm

Not even a bourbon IV for twenty-four hours, could make me want to eat anything from Mickey-D.
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?

Post by Lush City » Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:30 pm

There are beer vending machines in Germany.
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?

Post by BBoozer » Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:35 am

Well, I have to admit, when I take the kids to McD (and this does happen once in a year) I have a beer over there (don't eat the food, yuck). They serve Jupiler here in Belgium.

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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?

Post by Crystal » Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:29 pm

Why is everyone ashamed of McDonalds? I could go for a QPC right now.
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:39 pm

Crystal wrote:Why is everyone ashamed of McDonalds?...
You should be ashamed for just asking! I know that your parents taught you better than that.

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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?

Post by Crystal » Wed Jan 02, 2013 6:31 pm

I stand by my statement. McDs can fill you up for cheap and it's just fine with me.
I love Taco Bell's nacho cheese though..
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?

Post by Mr Boozificator » Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:49 pm

Crystal wrote:Why is everyone ashamed of McDonalds? I could go for a QPC right now.
Not ashamed, It's just that I prepare better burgers for cheaper. Plus they don't serve the nice Pomerol that accompanies beef so well. I got some.
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:29 pm

McDonalds is for eating in the car. I've only ever been inside to pee.
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:18 am

I may go get an McRib, right now!

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