I'm now making it my life's goal to get drunk on McBeer....
Can you imagine Buk ordering?
Beer at mcDonald's?
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than... anything else.
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I can't. But I can see him getting thrown out...Kiss My Pabst wrote:I'm now making it my life's goal to get drunk on McBeer....
Can you imagine Buk ordering?
Strange.
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Beer in Mc Donalds in France, but it does taste like cold piss. And so accompanies perfectly Mc Donald's food that tastes like warm poop in between two sponges.
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?
Some old Kevin Bloody Wilson joke:
"When Michael Jackson started touring with the Thriller tour, mcDonald's put a burger out in his honor. They called it the mcJackson burger. I didn't know what the fuck it was, but my best guess was it's thirty year old meat between twelve year old buns."
"When Michael Jackson started touring with the Thriller tour, mcDonald's put a burger out in his honor. They called it the mcJackson burger. I didn't know what the fuck it was, but my best guess was it's thirty year old meat between twelve year old buns."
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?
LOL!
What the fuck kind of beer are you going to get at a maccy ds? You just know it'll be watered down piss.
What the fuck kind of beer are you going to get at a maccy ds? You just know it'll be watered down piss.
Re: Beer at mcDonald's?
KBW at his finest...
I agree with the general opinion that a McBeer would probably be light and tasteless.
24 hour McDonalds are brilliant though - cheeseburgers go down nicely after 10 pints.
I agree with the general opinion that a McBeer would probably be light and tasteless.
24 hour McDonalds are brilliant though - cheeseburgers go down nicely after 10 pints.
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Sorry, job taken long ago, and I won't quit. You'll just have to join the long line of foolish heroes willing to assault my castle.methfront wrote:When I'm emperor of the universe, there will be White Castles across the globe. And they shall all be precisely the same. Far better to be loved AND feared than either alone.
"Aaaah, the great smurff infestation we had here back in April - The Professor lost part of his ear in that battle, but he emerged victorious, and was rewarded with a tin of Friskies "Ocean Whitefish and Tuna in sauce."
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
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Assuredly I say to you, if there's one thing no one could ever call me, it's an hero. Once I get my hands on that damned spear, I can start with the earth and move on to the galaxy! And if it weren't for those meddling kids, the lance of Longinus would have been mine already. MINE, I TELL YOU!!!!!El Boozificator wrote:Sorry, job taken long ago, and I won't quit. You'll just have to join the long line of foolish heroes willing to assault my castle.methfront wrote:When I'm emperor of the universe, there will be White Castles across the globe. And they shall all be precisely the same. Far better to be loved AND feared than either alone.
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I hired the kids and am currently using the lance as a fancy coat hanger.methfront wrote:Assuredly I say to you, if there's one thing no one could ever call me, it's an hero. Once I get my hands on that damned spear, I can start with the earth and move on to the galaxy! And if it weren't for those meddling kids, the lance of Longinus would have been mine already. MINE, I TELL YOU!!!!!El Boozificator wrote:Sorry, job taken long ago, and I won't quit. You'll just have to join the long line of foolish heroes willing to assault my castle.methfront wrote:When I'm emperor of the universe, there will be White Castles across the globe. And they shall all be precisely the same. Far better to be loved AND feared than either alone.
"Aaaah, the great smurff infestation we had here back in April - The Professor lost part of his ear in that battle, but he emerged victorious, and was rewarded with a tin of Friskies "Ocean Whitefish and Tuna in sauce."
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?
When we were based in Hong Kong, we sometimes when to the McDonalds by The Prince of Wales building, and they sold beer (in plastic pints glasses) and....wait for it - Pizza!!!
Also in those days you could get nuts sprinkled on the top of your McSundae...mmm - bloody rubbish PC world we are now living in
Also in those days you could get nuts sprinkled on the top of your McSundae...mmm - bloody rubbish PC world we are now living in
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Went to the McDonalds in Lommel, Belgium today...sure enough...they were serving Jupiler Pilsner.
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?
Going to McDonald's for beer would be like going to Chuck E. Cheese's for pizza.
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