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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?

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I'm now making it my life's goal to get drunk on McBeer....


Can you imagine Buk ordering?
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than... anything else.

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Kiss My Pabst wrote:I'm now making it my life's goal to get drunk on McBeer....


Can you imagine Buk ordering?
I can't. But I can see him getting thrown out...
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Beer in Mc Donalds in France, but it does taste like cold piss. And so accompanies perfectly Mc Donald's food that tastes like warm poop in between two sponges.
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Some old Kevin Bloody Wilson joke:
"When Michael Jackson started touring with the Thriller tour, mcDonald's put a burger out in his honor. They called it the mcJackson burger. I didn't know what the fuck it was, but my best guess was it's thirty year old meat between twelve year old buns."
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LOL!

What the fuck kind of beer are you going to get at a maccy ds? You just know it'll be watered down piss.

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KBW at his finest...

I agree with the general opinion that a McBeer would probably be light and tasteless.

24 hour McDonalds are brilliant though - cheeseburgers go down nicely after 10 pints.
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"Go for the beer; stay for the coronary. McDonalds."
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methfront wrote:When I'm emperor of the universe, there will be White Castles across the globe. And they shall all be precisely the same. Far better to be loved AND feared than either alone.
Sorry, job taken long ago, and I won't quit. You'll just have to join the long line of foolish heroes willing to assault my castle.
"Aaaah, the great smurff infestation we had here back in April - The Professor lost part of his ear in that battle, but he emerged victorious, and was rewarded with a tin of Friskies "Ocean Whitefish and Tuna in sauce."
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El Boozificator wrote:
methfront wrote:When I'm emperor of the universe, there will be White Castles across the globe. And they shall all be precisely the same. Far better to be loved AND feared than either alone.
Sorry, job taken long ago, and I won't quit. You'll just have to join the long line of foolish heroes willing to assault my castle.
Assuredly I say to you, if there's one thing no one could ever call me, it's an hero. Once I get my hands on that damned spear, I can start with the earth and move on to the galaxy! And if it weren't for those meddling kids, the lance of Longinus would have been mine already. MINE, I TELL YOU!!!!!
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methfront wrote:
El Boozificator wrote:
methfront wrote:When I'm emperor of the universe, there will be White Castles across the globe. And they shall all be precisely the same. Far better to be loved AND feared than either alone.
Sorry, job taken long ago, and I won't quit. You'll just have to join the long line of foolish heroes willing to assault my castle.
Assuredly I say to you, if there's one thing no one could ever call me, it's an hero. Once I get my hands on that damned spear, I can start with the earth and move on to the galaxy! And if it weren't for those meddling kids, the lance of Longinus would have been mine already. MINE, I TELL YOU!!!!!
I hired the kids and am currently using the lance as a fancy coat hanger.
"Aaaah, the great smurff infestation we had here back in April - The Professor lost part of his ear in that battle, but he emerged victorious, and was rewarded with a tin of Friskies "Ocean Whitefish and Tuna in sauce."
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When we were based in Hong Kong, we sometimes when to the McDonalds by The Prince of Wales building, and they sold beer (in plastic pints glasses) and....wait for it - Pizza!!!

Also in those days you could get nuts sprinkled on the top of your McSundae...mmm - bloody rubbish PC world we are now living in
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Went to the McDonalds in Lommel, Belgium today...sure enough...they were serving Jupiler Pilsner.
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Going to McDonald's for beer would be like going to Chuck E. Cheese's for pizza.
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