haha! so why can't you make mcdonald's serve good beer?El Boozificator wrote: I hired the kids and am currently using the lance as a fancy coat hanger.
Beer at mcDonald's?
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?
I agree with this except with one exclusion. It would seem very proper to serve beer with McRibs. McRibs, McRibs,McRibs, where are you?cloud8 wrote:Going to McDonald's for beer would be like going to Chuck E. Cheese's for pizza.
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?
deaddog wrote:I agree with this except with one exclusion. It would seem very proper to serve beer with McRibs. McRibs, McRibs,McRibs, where are you?cloud8 wrote:Going to McDonald's for beer would be like going to Chuck E. Cheese's for pizza.
Try The McRib Locator!
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I've always found beer and McDonalds to be a bad match. Something about the purity of the beer exposes the grossness of the McDonalds. Better to drink something like soda that has acid in it to wash the taste and grossness out of your mouth. Believe me, I love McDonalds as much as the next man, but when you experiment with it, eating it with different drinks, etc., you realize how gross it is.
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Bunch of heathens. I love McDonalds. I have drank beer with it. I think it's just fine. If McDonald's sold beer here in town, I'd be in heaven.
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I don't eat any of that stuff, but the day McDonald's serves beer here, will be the day Norway is under Russian rule. I think beer would conflict with peoples' idea of the term "child/family friendly".
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?
Big yellow M also claims it to be a restaurant. Confilct there as well, so bring on the beer!Negromancer wrote:I don't eat any of that stuff, but the day McDonald's serves beer here, will be the day Norway is under Russian rule. I think beer would conflict with peoples' idea of the term "child/family friendly".
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The gentleman in the picture with me (from 2006) is Joe Willie "Pinetop" Perkins. I've known him since 1971 and he was my neighbor in Austin TX for a while.
Pinetop turns 96yo this year and is the last of the original, barrel-house blues piano-players. He's a Grammy-winner, and he STILL travels the world playing and singing the blues to this day!
He quit drinking @10 years ago, after a spate of minor, drunken fender-benders. At one time, while in his early-80s and when he still lived in Chicago, he was simultaneously wearing TWO(!?!) house-arrest, electronic ankle-monitors (sort of like a modern version of his slavery-era ancestors, I guess).
He smokes a pack-and-a-half of Kool Filters every day and eats McDonald's burgers as often as he can get them smuggled past his minders.
Pinetop Perkins is truly an American treasure.
"Man...bring me some McDonalds."
"Okay, Pine..."
Pinetop turns 96yo this year and is the last of the original, barrel-house blues piano-players. He's a Grammy-winner, and he STILL travels the world playing and singing the blues to this day!
He quit drinking @10 years ago, after a spate of minor, drunken fender-benders. At one time, while in his early-80s and when he still lived in Chicago, he was simultaneously wearing TWO(!?!) house-arrest, electronic ankle-monitors (sort of like a modern version of his slavery-era ancestors, I guess).
He smokes a pack-and-a-half of Kool Filters every day and eats McDonald's burgers as often as he can get them smuggled past his minders.
Pinetop Perkins is truly an American treasure.
"Man...bring me some McDonalds."
"Okay, Pine..."
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damn, that's livin. Boozin it up, smoking kools and eating Mc D's and still living to 96. That guy has it figured out, here's to Pintop!
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Spooky,bluespook wrote:damn, that's livin. Boozin it up, smoking kools and eating Mc D's and still living to 96. That guy has it figured out, here's to Pintop!
He was the piano-player for both Sonny Boy Williamson #2 (Rice Miller) AND Muddy Waters.
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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?
I ate at a McD's in downtown Heidleberg (for logistical reasons.) They did have bier but I didn't get one.
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McDonald's in a beer
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Fatalis wants a share of the DNA of this gentleman.peetie44 wrote:The gentleman in the picture with me (from 2006) is Joe Willie "Pinetop" Perkins. I've known him since 1971 and he was my neighbor in Austin TX for a while.
Pinetop turns 96yo this year and is the last of the original, barrel-house blues piano-players. He's a Grammy-winner, and he STILL travels the world playing and singing the blues to this day!
He quit drinking @10 years ago, after a spate of minor, drunken fender-benders. At one time, while in his early-80s and when he still lived in Chicago, he was simultaneously wearing TWO(!?!) house-arrest, electronic ankle-monitors (sort of like a modern version of his slavery-era ancestors, I guess).
He smokes a pack-and-a-half of Kool Filters every day and eats McDonald's burgers as often as he can get them smuggled past his minders.
Pinetop Perkins is truly an American treasure.
"Man...bring me some McDonalds."
"Okay, Pine..."
My, that's seriously impressive.
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You understand that you deserve severe punishment for this behaviour.FNZ wrote:I ate at a McD's in downtown Heidleberg (for logistical reasons.) They did have bier but I didn't get one.
"Aaaah, the great smurff infestation we had here back in April - The Professor lost part of his ear in that battle, but he emerged victorious, and was rewarded with a tin of Friskies "Ocean Whitefish and Tuna in sauce."
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
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Because I want the ruin and destruction of this so-called restaurant line ? How could I haste their fall any better than by letting them serve their shitty beer!Wingman wrote:haha! so why can't you make mcdonald's serve good beer?El Boozificator wrote: I hired the kids and am currently using the lance as a fancy coat hanger.
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Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...
Thirsty about The Great Smurff Infestation days, one month before he blew up the KASTLE! again, trying to create a 220 proof alcohol again...