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Re: Beer at mcDonald's?

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El Boozificator wrote: I hired the kids and am currently using the lance as a fancy coat hanger.
haha! so why can't you make mcdonald's serve good beer?
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cloud8 wrote:Going to McDonald's for beer would be like going to Chuck E. Cheese's for pizza.
I agree with this except with one exclusion. It would seem very proper to serve beer with McRibs. McRibs, McRibs,McRibs, where are you?
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deaddog wrote:
cloud8 wrote:Going to McDonald's for beer would be like going to Chuck E. Cheese's for pizza.
I agree with this except with one exclusion. It would seem very proper to serve beer with McRibs. McRibs, McRibs,McRibs, where are you?

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I've always found beer and McDonalds to be a bad match. Something about the purity of the beer exposes the grossness of the McDonalds. Better to drink something like soda that has acid in it to wash the taste and grossness out of your mouth. Believe me, I love McDonalds as much as the next man, but when you experiment with it, eating it with different drinks, etc., you realize how gross it is.
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Bunch of heathens. I love McDonalds. I have drank beer with it. I think it's just fine. If McDonald's sold beer here in town, I'd be in heaven.
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I don't eat any of that stuff, but the day McDonald's serves beer here, will be the day Norway is under Russian rule. I think beer would conflict with peoples' idea of the term "child/family friendly".
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Negromancer wrote:I don't eat any of that stuff, but the day McDonald's serves beer here, will be the day Norway is under Russian rule. I think beer would conflict with peoples' idea of the term "child/family friendly".
Big yellow M also claims it to be a restaurant. Confilct there as well, so bring on the beer!
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The gentleman in the picture with me (from 2006) is Joe Willie "Pinetop" Perkins. I've known him since 1971 and he was my neighbor in Austin TX for a while.

Pinetop turns 96yo this year and is the last of the original, barrel-house blues piano-players. He's a Grammy-winner, and he STILL travels the world playing and singing the blues to this day!

He quit drinking @10 years ago, after a spate of minor, drunken fender-benders. At one time, while in his early-80s and when he still lived in Chicago, he was simultaneously wearing TWO(!?!) house-arrest, electronic ankle-monitors (sort of like a modern version of his slavery-era ancestors, I guess).

He smokes a pack-and-a-half of Kool Filters every day and eats McDonald's burgers as often as he can get them smuggled past his minders.

Pinetop Perkins is truly an American treasure.

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damn, that's livin. Boozin it up, smoking kools and eating Mc D's and still living to 96. That guy has it figured out, here's to Pintop!
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bluespook wrote:damn, that's livin. Boozin it up, smoking kools and eating Mc D's and still living to 96. That guy has it figured out, here's to Pintop!
Spooky,

He was the piano-player for both Sonny Boy Williamson #2 (Rice Miller) AND Muddy Waters.
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I ate at a McD's in downtown Heidleberg (for logistical reasons.) They did have bier but I didn't get one.
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McDonald's in a beer

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peetie44 wrote:The gentleman in the picture with me (from 2006) is Joe Willie "Pinetop" Perkins. I've known him since 1971 and he was my neighbor in Austin TX for a while.

Pinetop turns 96yo this year and is the last of the original, barrel-house blues piano-players. He's a Grammy-winner, and he STILL travels the world playing and singing the blues to this day!

He quit drinking @10 years ago, after a spate of minor, drunken fender-benders. At one time, while in his early-80s and when he still lived in Chicago, he was simultaneously wearing TWO(!?!) house-arrest, electronic ankle-monitors (sort of like a modern version of his slavery-era ancestors, I guess).

He smokes a pack-and-a-half of Kool Filters every day and eats McDonald's burgers as often as he can get them smuggled past his minders.

Pinetop Perkins is truly an American treasure.

"Man...bring me some McDonalds."

"Okay, Pine..."
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FNZ wrote:I ate at a McD's in downtown Heidleberg (for logistical reasons.) They did have bier but I didn't get one.
You understand that you deserve severe punishment for this behaviour.
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Wingman wrote:
El Boozificator wrote: I hired the kids and am currently using the lance as a fancy coat hanger.
haha! so why can't you make mcdonald's serve good beer?
Because I want the ruin and destruction of this so-called restaurant line ? How could I haste their fall any better than by letting them serve their shitty beer!
Yes, Fatalis can sometimes be cruel...
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