Drink a bottle of chardonnay (or any wine) and watch the Susan Boyle spot. Jeez LOUISE!
I dare you not to sneer at the bitchy emo chick with racoon eyes.
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i've watched it.
more than once.
more than once.
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I may have gotten choked up watching that. But, really, white wine? No need to get degenerate...
(White wine is a bizarre novelty)
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I love white wine and will continue to drink it. Give me your Riesling, your Gewurztraminer, your Sancerre yearing to be guzzled! Degenerate? Please cut it out.
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I have half a bottle ere, the fiancee likes it. Not a big fan myself, I'll mail it to you because she stepped out. It's got a dramatic name too, Baron Herzog.
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That fag Simon was sneering, but he was gracious in the end. I'll cut him slack because it's reality TV and he's paid to sneer. This woman had the pipes and she knew it and had a swagger. What I don't understand is all the contestants that think they do and swagger. Go figure. Don't they listen to their own work and compare with some sort of standard? My guess is those auditioning them tell them they are great and get them onto the show as pure fodder. This is sick shit like the Romans and gladiators in the Colliseum. We demand circuses and blood. What crap!Dr. Dotto S. Blotto wrote:Drink a bottle of chardonnay (or any wine) and watch the Susan Boyle spot. Jeez LOUISE!
I dare you not to sneer at the bitchy emo chick with racoon eyes.
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That was so great. I hope that homely bitch wins it all.
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Your link does not work, but Miss Boyle is fabulous. I do want to back her in a corner and go at her with a pair of tweezers, however.
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She's solid. You'll need assistance. I'll bring restaints.Savage wrote:Your link does not work, but Miss Boyle is fabulous. I do want to back her in a corner and go at her with a pair of tweezers, however.
But yeah, that song is no walk in the park. Her lower registers need some polishing and she needs to breathe a bit better, but her higher notes were all rock solid. Fuck those fuckers who laughed at her to begin with. 'Course, the sad truth is, if she weren't talented, people would still be mocking her, mm? Life is one long, horrible junior high from which we never graduate -- she just got a pass with the popular kids. I hope it lasts for her.
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Its okay, but more touching and amazing performances are seen at your average crappy karaoke bar in a given night.
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I've never seen American Idol but, from what I've heard, this whole Susan Boyle thing seems a little too fishy. Don't underestimate how low the show would stoop to get ratings.
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Exactly, so we are supposed to be amazed that a not atractive woman can sing well? I get the feeling that in the end after all the exploitation and bullshit that no doubt will follow, she would have been better staying home.Chimneyfish wrote:I've never seen American Idol but, from what I've heard, this whole Susan Boyle thing seems a little too fishy. Don't underestimate how low the show would stoop to get ratings.
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Agreed!Labatt_50 wrote:Exactly, so we are supposed to be amazed that a not atractive woman can sing well? I get the feeling that in the end after all the exploitation and bullshit that no doubt will follow, she would have been better staying home.Chimneyfish wrote:I've never seen American Idol but, from what I've heard, this whole Susan Boyle thing seems a little too fishy. Don't underestimate how low the show would stoop to get ratings.
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Where the hell do you drink and sing? Most people sound like hammered shit 'round here.fizzmaster wrote:Its okay, but more touching and amazing performances are seen at your average crappy karaoke bar in a given night.
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