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Got fired this morning

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Now I can get drunk earlier than usual. No big deal. I can pick up another custodian job somewhere.

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Huh. I need a custodial job. Something I can do with no one watching me. And no pressure from overpaid executives who cannot plan anything ahead.

What are you drinking? Need any ice?

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Welcome to the boring world of un employment
I can't afford a car so im gonna name my daughter A Lexus

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Tattooed White Trash wrote:Welcome to the drunken world of un employment
fixed that for ya TWT.
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I did custodial/maintenance/groundskeeping at a high school. My old high school, in fact. If you work with the right people, it can be a lot of fun. If you work with the wrong people, it can be hell.
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The world needs ditchdiggers too.

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One day when I grow up and get a real job I must never forget about the judicious usr of big red and old spice.
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Oggar wrote:One day when I grow up and get a real job I must never forget about the judicious usr of big red and old spice.

i don't think they will notice the booze smell in mankato. ;)
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Be a housewife. Work like a galley slave and never see a paycheck. Oh wait. You get a paycheck. His. But you have to buy food and mortgage and bills and old man undies and bourbon and such with it.
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Savage wrote:Be a housewife. Work like a galley slave and never see a paycheck. Oh wait. You get a paycheck. His. But you have to buy food and mortgage and bills and old man undies and bourbon and such with it.
Sounds good to me. I buy old man undies and bourbon all the time...and I work like a galley slave. Damn woman, whatch you complain bout?
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drunkensooner wrote:
Savage wrote:Be a housewife. Work like a galley slave and never see a paycheck. Oh wait. You get a paycheck. His. But you have to buy food and mortgage and bills and old man undies and bourbon and such with it.
Sounds good to me. I buy old man undies and bourbon all the time...and I work like a galley slave. Damn woman, whatch you complain bout?
I no complain. I wonder why whatshizface complain.
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i applied for kept man. but she sends me to workevery day regardless. read thefine print, i say.
Stupid should hurt.

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Good luck.

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You deserved it!

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Hey I was fired last week too!

So now I only have two jobs. God damn.

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