while i'm here, drunkards who don't mind me stalking them...
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MeanOldLady
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while i'm here, drunkards who don't mind me stalking them...
...send contact info. terrorists stole my cell phone.
"Vodka is the Harry Potter of Booze, fun at first but ultimately unsatisfying and made for children." -The Lush
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"this thread should be called WEAK drunk pics. more people should be bloody and passed out" -old crow
"If you can't trust the inner monkey, who can you trust?" -F. Sott Blitzedgerald
"this thread should be called WEAK drunk pics. more people should be bloody and passed out" -old crow
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Red
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Re: while i'm here, drunkards who don't mind me stalking them...
Who are you and why are you calling me? And how did you know I was loaded..?
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MeanOldLady
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Re: while i'm here, drunkards who don't mind me stalking them...
i'm not sure, and i don't know what time it is either, but i do know it'll take me another 26 years to rebuild all the shit i lost.
people, chop chop! i'm looking at you oggar, roomie, badfellow and other people whose numbers i require!
people, chop chop! i'm looking at you oggar, roomie, badfellow and other people whose numbers i require!
"Vodka is the Harry Potter of Booze, fun at first but ultimately unsatisfying and made for children." -The Lush
"If you can't trust the inner monkey, who can you trust?" -F. Sott Blitzedgerald
"this thread should be called WEAK drunk pics. more people should be bloody and passed out" -old crow
"If you can't trust the inner monkey, who can you trust?" -F. Sott Blitzedgerald
"this thread should be called WEAK drunk pics. more people should be bloody and passed out" -old crow
Re: while i'm here, drunkards who don't mind me stalking them...
867-5309
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Badfellow
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Re: while i'm here, drunkards who don't mind me stalking them...
Sorry, I only communicate by semaphore these days, or barring that in a series of grunts.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
Re: while i'm here, drunkards who don't mind me stalking them...
I want your SSN#.
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Badfellow
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Re: while i'm here, drunkards who don't mind me stalking them...
Fixed it for you, madaam.MeanOldLady wrote:...send contact info. pirates stole my cell phone.
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: while i'm here, drunkards who don't mind me stalking them...
I prefer the ALDIS lamp.Badfellow wrote:Sorry, I only communicate by semaphore these days
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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waahoohah
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Re: while i'm here, drunkards who don't mind me stalking them...
My number does no good. I never answer the bitch anyway.
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Badfellow
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Re: while i'm here, drunkards who don't mind me stalking them...
incoming message from USS Badfellow: Entering FUBAR Narrows. Taking on heavy rum. Listing to the liverward side. Pants reserves running low.FNZ wrote: I prefer the ALDIS lamp.
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: while i'm here, drunkards who don't mind me stalking them...
As Admiral Farragut said: ""Damn the torpedoes! Four bells. Captain Drayton, go ahead! Jouett, full speed!"
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Badfellow
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Re: while i'm here, drunkards who don't mind me stalking them...
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
Re: while i'm here, drunkards who don't mind me stalking them...
it's a new world order operative! don't do it guys!
Watch "The Money Masters" on youtube and read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin to unveil the true enemy.
Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
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Savage
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Re: while i'm here, drunkards who don't mind me stalking them...
Well, all I know iz, you never called me before, so I guess you don't wanna now.
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