A weekend of exploration

[Bender!]

This weekend I explore new depths of my alcoholism and drunkenness. Instead of going by the candy store and loading up on more beer, wine, and/or whiskey, I have decided to do some spring cleaning and say to hell with my intestinal lining. That's right- I'm cleaning out the bar. All of it.

I gots a half bottle of Sailor Jerry Rum, 1/3 bottle Tullamore Dew Irish Whisky, 1/3 Bottle Tito's Vodka, 1/2 Bottle Burnetts Gin, 1/3 bottle Russell's Reserve Bourbon, 2 40's of OE, and some untold amounts of red and white wine. And to be honest, I'm still going to the brewpub for lunch for a few pints and a growler.

May the force be with me.

[Shane-O-Matic]

Do report back with your findings.

[Bluespook]

And that was the last we ever saw, of our good friend bender, i like to think he's watching us from above.

[Wingman]

hahahhaha! no, really, how's it going?

if bender dies, can someone else get his name, or is it retired?

[Bluespook]

it should be retired as he was lost in the line of duty.

[Coriolanus]

I'm behind this course of aciton. Or would be, if i ever left bottles of booze unfisnished. Game up or go home, soldier.

"Private do you suck dick? Bullsiht i bet you could suck a golfball throygh a garden hose!"
-c

[noirly]

this sounds more like a bi-curious thread from the village voice..

[NYDingbat]

this sounds more like a bi-curious thread from the village voice..

And one would know that becaaaauuuusssse?

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

[Savage]

Oh get over it, y'all. It's kown as a Jolly Sailor. And it's jolly good. Except the part where he leaves and goes elsewhere. That is known as a Class A felony, especially if you do it while wearing no pants. Or while abusing a goat.

[Savage]

Unless the goat gave written consent beforehand.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I could never live in a place where you have to wear pants all the time.

Britches is so....confinin'

[Savage]

As long as you leave the goats alone. (Remember the terms of your probation)

[ThirstyDrunk]

Funny that they send out cards to all the neihbors of sex offenders, but I've never gotten a warning about any of the beastialty offenders around here.
And I know they're there
I never participate, or report them, I just watch.
Does that make me bad?

[Savage]

Funny that they send out cards to all the neihbors of sex offenders, but I've never gotten a warning about any of the beastialty offenders around here.
And I know they're there
I never participate, or report them, I just watch.
Does that make me bad?

We gave a couple of freaks just a stones throw away. Oh, how I want to thow some stones on those freaks

[fizzmaster]

How was the weekend? Bender? Bender?