BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
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A few years ago I sent an IM to my then-roommate explaining (while typing "basically" quite a few times) - "Basically, you know, I'm not from the west coast." I had been friends with him for 15 years at that point, he knew I wasn't from the west coast.
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Any time you call me, and the Grumpy wakes up, and finds out I'm on the phone. He proceeds to have a grand mal seizure. Then he takes the reciever and throws it across the room. He refers to all of you as "Your boyfriends." Even if you are a female. He's weird that way. I would poison his soup, but the grandboys love him, and his truck, so much.
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Well, I didn't think so, but the tutu did give me me a moment of pause.bluebottle wrote:i ain't no girl
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DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
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Random drunk caller misdialing me
Me
2:15am:
I'VE LOST MY PHONE! FUCK MAN! OH FUCK!
Terrible, have you checked all your pockets?
<sound of frantic pocket shuffeling punctutated with occasional profanity>
Have you checked under the toilet in the womens room?
<sounds of hurried searching, and external vocalizations of disaproval from several ladies, as well as a THUNK that would seem to indicate a head/toilet colllision> It'S NoT HeRe MaN FUck!
Have you tried dialing your phone? hang up, call your phone and call me back if you still cant find it.
2:26am:
aLl I gEt IS a bUSy sIGnAl mAaN! I KeEp CaLLiNg and alL i gEt iS bUsY, yA goTta HelP me!
Hang up. Put your hands together. think hard. you should find your phone.
Oh-kAy.
2:31am:
I FoUnD iT! wHo iS thIs anYway?
Me
2:15am:
I'VE LOST MY PHONE! FUCK MAN! OH FUCK!
Terrible, have you checked all your pockets?
<sound of frantic pocket shuffeling punctutated with occasional profanity>
Have you checked under the toilet in the womens room?
<sounds of hurried searching, and external vocalizations of disaproval from several ladies, as well as a THUNK that would seem to indicate a head/toilet colllision> It'S NoT HeRe MaN FUck!
Have you tried dialing your phone? hang up, call your phone and call me back if you still cant find it.
2:26am:
aLl I gEt IS a bUSy sIGnAl mAaN! I KeEp CaLLiNg and alL i gEt iS bUsY, yA goTta HelP me!
Hang up. Put your hands together. think hard. you should find your phone.
Oh-kAy.
2:31am:
I FoUnD iT! wHo iS thIs anYway?
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Hey I'm drunk are and do you want fight about man
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Who there was that and drink for as in wind blowed tree fall make bang scare people run away manbeerkegbilly wrote:Hey I'm drunk are and do you want fight about man
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Who there was that and drink for as in wind blowed tree fall make bang scare people run away manbeerkegbilly wrote:Hey I'm drunk are and do you want fight about man
I bet if I was loaded this shit would make sense.
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I was loaded me and my friend joke like we are going to fight each and other off the wall junkJ. Tequila wrote:ThirstyDrunk wrote:Who there was that and drink for as in wind blowed tree fall make bang scare people run away manbeerkegbilly wrote:Hey I'm drunk are and do you want fight about man
I bet if I was loaded this shit would make sense.
funny cause he lives in upstate NY
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When my cell phone rang the other day (I was upstairs in my disorderly office, doing Halloween stuff), the caller said my name, and asked when I was coming home. It took me a second or two, then I said, "Are you ******* kidding me, Tom? I'm upstairs!" A very befuddled Grumpy replied, "Well, I came home, and after I went piss, I couldn't find you."
So now, I have to reserve that room at the old drunkards home. I wonder if they have one with a king-sized bed?
So now, I have to reserve that room at the old drunkards home. I wonder if they have one with a king-sized bed?
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text received at 2:00am ( closing time ).
"If this guy gets us killed, I'm gonna kill him"
"If this guy gets us killed, I'm gonna kill him"
BMMS is wrong.
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WWDJFD?