BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE

[greygoose]

doesn't have to be someone you've talked to on this board. in fact, there are no criteria. just have at it...

[NYDingbat]

I got a DD from a certain prominent member of this here nabe whereupon he opened the conversation thus:

>sound of some sort of rattling banging sound of indeterminate origin<

"Damn it!! DAMN IT!! I'm stuck in a damn bathroom stall in a damn Chuck E. Cheese at some damned excruciating kiddie party!!" >more rattling and banging< "Fuck it's a good thing they have beer at this forsaken place. 'Cuz I'm stuck in a bathroom stall, but at least I'm drunk."

I queried if he thought I could somehow assist him from my position several hundred miles away. In his current state, I believe he thought it possible.

He eventually freed himself to post and DD yet again.

[ThirstyDrunk]

"Thinking is stupid."

[greygoose]

I got a DD from a certain prominent member of this here nabe whereupon he opened the conversation thus:
>sound of some sort of rattling banging sound of indeterminate origin<
"Damn it!! DAMN IT!! I'm stuck in a damn bathroom stall in a damn Chuck E. Cheese at some damned excruciating kiddie party!!" >more rattling and banging< "Fuck it's a good thing they have beer at this forsaken place. 'Cuz I'm stuck in a bathroom stall, but at least I'm drunk."
I queried if he thought I could somehow assist him from my position several hundred miles away. In his current state, I believe he thought it possible.
He eventually freed himself to post and DD yet again.

that was when i loaned my phone to Jesus; bastard dropped it in the johnb and it still smells like, well, chuck e. cheese. i was at temple that night.

[NYDingbat]

I got a DD from a certain prominent member of this here nabe whereupon he opened the conversation thus:
>sound of some sort of rattling banging sound of indeterminate origin<
"Damn it!! DAMN IT!! I'm stuck in a damn bathroom stall in a damn Chuck E. Cheese at some damned excruciating kiddie party!!" >more rattling and banging< "Fuck it's a good thing they have beer at this forsaken place. 'Cuz I'm stuck in a bathroom stall, but at least I'm drunk."
I queried if he thought I could somehow assist him from my position several hundred miles away. In his current state, I believe he thought it possible.
He eventually freed himself to post and DD yet again.

that was when i loaned my phone to Jesus; bastard dropped it in the johnb and it still smells like, well, chuck e. cheese. i was at temple that night.

And here I am goin' to Mass every Sunday and respectin' him and whatnot. My Pastor is gonna have to provide an answer to this here sitchyation. Considering I did sub in damn for the G-damns that were actually being uttered. Is it okay to take the Lord's name in vain if it's your Dad?

Not for nothin' - your phone coulda smelled a hell of a lot worse than Chuck E. Cheese if any one of us dropped it in the loo. Thank your lucky stars it was JC. (Though this has yet to be confirmed. If it's true, JC does one hell of greygoose impersonation. If true - grey g do you feel complimented?... or targeted...?)

[TheBigCasino]

"I know we're the only two MDM drunkards at the bar on a Sunday morning" - PMMS DD at 8am, Sun morning.

[Riddeford]

After a crazy night of drinking I stumbled out of some girl's apartment after she had gone to work. It was in lower quebec city and I was immediately accosted by two hookers. I offered to buy them drinks and they knew a bar that was open at 9 am. They took me to a dodgy bar around the corner and apparently I called my friend at work and said "I'm drunk and surrounded by crack whores. Get me out of here now!" I remember passing hte phone to the barmaid so she could give my friend directions because I couldn't figure out where I was even though it was a 15 minute walk from my place.

[bluebottle]

After a crazy night of drinking I stumbled out of some girl's apartment after she had gone to work. It was in lower quebec city and I was immediately accosted by two hookers. I offered to buy them drinks and they knew a bar that was open at 9 am. They took me to a dodgy bar around the corner and apparently I called my friend at work and said "I'm drunk and surrounded by crack whores. Get me out of here now!" I remember passing hte phone to the barmaid so she could give my friend directions because I couldn't figure out where I was even though it was a 15 minute walk from my place.

i like you. i met two quebecoise (sp? huh?) girls in big sur. lucy and sabrina. young, fresh, and gorgeous. both their guidebooks were in french. of course, i am a old drunk letcher who just compiled a lecher's alphabet. not the alphabet mind you, just a alphabet. anyway, i like your story.

[stinie]

There was this guy I (we all) knew once. He lived in Hungary and one time when I talked to him by telephone he was upset that he had lost the telephone we were speaking on.

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

I'd leave my husband for you, - Mayhem.

[redshift]

he was upset that he had lost the telephone we were speaking on.

Sound like me actually..

[BeerMakesMeSmart]

"Are you peeing in the sink?"

[Hinchliffe]

When I called Goose...

Him: "Oh! You're female."

Me: "Yeah. Sorry to disappoint."

[redshift]

When I called Goose...

Him: "Oh! You're female."

Me: "Yeah. Sorry to disappoint."

LOL! Quite the drunkard eh?

[Surreal]

I don't know if this counts because i didn't DD someone else...

Recently, I checked my v-mail one am. There was an unintelligible voice mail. It was lengthy. There were no consonants. The voice sounded familiar.

After replaying it a few times, I realized it was me from the night before. I guess I was sending myself a voice mail to remind me to do something the next day. I hope it wasn't something important like, I purchased and won a winning lottery ticket the night before and i was reminding myself where I was hiding it for safekeeping.

I never remembered or found out what I was tying to tell myself, but it sounded really important.