Detoxing for drug test
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Uncle_Meat
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Detoxing for drug test
Might have an interview which I will probably ace but will have to undergo a drug test to please the slave masters. I'm guilty of smoking pot. So hang me, dang me. Just exercising my American freedom to put into my body whatever I feel so inclined. You got a problem with that??? Been drinking water by the gallons and alcohol since it's a major diuretic. Thank god for alcohol...
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Mate,
If you have to go through all that, the job had be pretty damned good.
If you have to go through all that, the job had be pretty damned good.
Go hard or go home!
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Uncle_Meat
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Re: Detoxing for drug test
Yes, you are correct. I'm a slave to the high wage high pressure bullshit jobs and had to agree to take a step down to 85K just to keep what I got. Been on a 9mo. furlough so far living on savings from the last job thanks to Wall St. and the money spewing '90's and UI benes. I'm 2yrs shy of claiming my IRA money without penalty so I still have to go out and prostitute myself till then. Not hurting yet but I'm looking ahead and it's not too good for people starting out ... Oh, fuck, time for another round...MikeNZ wrote:Mate,
If you have to go through all that, the job had be pretty damned good.
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there's MORE OF US UGLYTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE THAN YOU ARE!! So watch out." -- FZ
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Smatter Noguts
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Re: Detoxing for drug test
If it's a hair test, yer fucked.
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Two Hearted
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As long as you don't have to detox from the booze...
That can be hell on earth.
Pot is easy.
Good luck my friend!
That can be hell on earth.
Pot is easy.
Good luck my friend!
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YOU HAVE IT SO TOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Uncle_Meat wrote:Yes, you are correct. I'm a slave to the high wage high pressure bullshit jobs and had to agree to take a step down to 85K just to keep what I got. Been on a 9mo. furlough so far living on savings from the last job thanks to Wall St. and the money spewing '90's and UI benes. I'm 2yrs shy of claiming my IRA money without penalty so I still have to go out and prostitute myself till then. Not hurting yet but I'm looking ahead and it's not too good for people starting out ... Oh, fuck, time for another round...MikeNZ wrote:Mate,
If you have to go through all that, the job had be pretty damned good.
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You have such a shit attitude. It's not as if 85k is a huge amount of money. I mean, lets be honest, if someone makes any kind of decent plan for their life 6 figures is easily attainable by early to mid twenties.coqui_chris wrote:YOU HAVE IT SO TOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Uncle_Meat wrote:Yes, you are correct. I'm a slave to the high wage high pressure bullshit jobs and had to agree to take a step down to 85K just to keep what I got. Been on a 9mo. furlough so far living on savings from the last job thanks to Wall St. and the money spewing '90's and UI benes. I'm 2yrs shy of claiming my IRA money without penalty so I still have to go out and prostitute myself till then. Not hurting yet but I'm looking ahead and it's not too good for people starting out ... Oh, fuck, time for another round...MikeNZ wrote:Mate,
If you have to go through all that, the job had be pretty damned good.
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Two Hearted
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Re: Detoxing for drug test
Scar wrote:
You have such a shit attitude. It's not as if 85k is a huge amount of money. I mean, lets be honest, if someone makes any kind of decent plan for their life 6 figures is easily attainable by early to mid twenties.
And you are?
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felinamojokitty
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drink some pickle juice uncle meat..does wonders or so i've heard...
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Me, merely noticing someone being a douche simply for the sake of being a douche. And you are?Two Hearted wrote:Scar wrote:
You have such a shit attitude. It's not as if 85k is a huge amount of money. I mean, lets be honest, if someone makes any kind of decent plan for their life 6 figures is easily attainable by early to mid twenties.
And you are?
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Re: Detoxing for drug test
Uhm, back to the original subject...
In the previous century, during post-dui courses, I lucked out of a piss test (they told us *after* our break, and I was like hey, I JUST PISSED...) but was told I had to drop on the very next day. I'd smoked a a good deal of pot the previous eve... so I drank a gallon of vinegar over the course of that evening and the next day prior to going in (and, yeah, it sucked as bad as it might sound, NOT yummy)... but my test came up clean, FWIW.
Of course, I don't know what (prolly more-modern) methods they'll be using on you and yours. Good luck w/it.
In the previous century, during post-dui courses, I lucked out of a piss test (they told us *after* our break, and I was like hey, I JUST PISSED...) but was told I had to drop on the very next day. I'd smoked a a good deal of pot the previous eve... so I drank a gallon of vinegar over the course of that evening and the next day prior to going in (and, yeah, it sucked as bad as it might sound, NOT yummy)... but my test came up clean, FWIW.
Of course, I don't know what (prolly more-modern) methods they'll be using on you and yours. Good luck w/it.
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Smatter Noguts wrote:If it's a hair test, yer fucked.
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You can bet your ass that things have moved on in prude America from the previous century. After all we are waging a "War on drugs" remember?Drinky the Drunk Guy wrote:In the previous century,
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Word from experience, if it is a piss test; I had a cool boss who would warn me the day before test. Water is how you do it but a lot of water. Start drinking it the night before the test and the day of the test drink as much as you can right up to the time of testing. You will have already peed a lot and notice that it is no longer yellow but clear as water (good sign). When you fill the cup start the stream then start filling cup and don’t use the last of the stream ether you want the sample from mid piss. Your test results will read diluted but will not show any drugs. They tested me three times because it always came up as diluted and finally gave up repeating the test. I told them I just drink a lot of water.
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