Best Drunkard Munchies

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Ladies and germs, I give you, the meatini; bacon, eggs and toast:

[ThirstyDrunk]

Ladies and germs, I give you, the meatini; bacon, eggs and toast:

Oh man, that is beautiful.

[Bob Young]

When Im real fucked up I like to get 7/11s cheeseburger big bite with extra cheese and chili.
Heres a funny story. I woke up one sunny afternoon with a respectable hangover from the previous evenings affairs. I stumble out to my car to discover chili and cheese all over the steering wheel, passenger seat, and middle compartment of the car, and I am confused. I look down and my shirt and pants are covered in chili and cheese, take a glance in the rear view mirror and sure enough there was chili and cheese all over my face. I have no memory of going to 7/11 the night before and I am very confused. "Did I drive to 7/11 last night?", "how many cheeseburger big bites did I get?", "I hope I didn't get a DUI or hurt anyone", "I must have emptied the cheese and chili dispensers at 7/11". True story. It was a mess. I was kinda angry too because I love the cheeseburger big bite and I clearly ate at least 2 of them the night before. But since I was blacked out and have no memory of the event its like I never ate them. I was pissed, I stopped by a 7/11 on the way home.

[Boozy McLiverdamage]

If i am drunk at home usually i go for grilled cheese & tomato. Hits the spot and easy to make.
If out in public hammered i will always order pizza.

[Chimneyfish]

Ladies and germs, I give you, the meatini; bacon, eggs and toast:

Hooolllyyy shit

[Bob Young]

Best Drunkard food.
Pussy.
When Im to drunk to get "it" up, ill eat that shit for hours.
Until Im undrunk enough to fornicate.
Lord knows I've lost my fare share of muff to the evil alcohol.
But I got to say if I had to chose between hard liquor and pussy, well lets just say I can always pump out some knuckle children when the mood strikes.
I can't always give the monkey on my back permission to use my body like a marionette.
Booze wins every time.
Go monkey go.
Speed racer was just a metaphor for masturbation.

[Bob Young]

“I love alcohol. It’s in my blood.”
Paul M. spells it out genealogically (and literally) at the Three Kings Tavern.

Best Wino wisdom.

[Bob Young]

“People tell me, ‘Oh, you just drink to escape your problems.’ Well, no shit. I’d eat rat heads if it let me ditch my problems.”
Fred R. spells it all out in front of Walgreen’s.

I tried a rats head today.
Causes more problems then cures.

[NightShiftCharlie]

Usually in the morning, I eat one of my quesadillas along with my screwdrivers, rum & Cokes, bloodies, or other morning favorites. It's basically two soft taco-sized tortillas, a shredded Mexican four-chesse blend, and Chi-Chi's Taco Beef. My little trick is that I don't spread the cheese all the way to the edges - I leave about half an inch around the edges with the cheese, then put the beef in the middle - you don't want to stack it too high, then cover the beef with more cheese and the other tortilla. All it takes is a minute in the micro between two paper towels over a microwave bacon crisper, and the edges sort of seal themselves to form a pocket. I don't even have to cut it - I just start chowing down.

[l...]

anyone from rochester ny KNOWS it's the garbage plate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_plate

[Hardcore Stig]

Although I have heard many good things about White Castle, and everything on man v Food, I offer up to you... the Parmo:

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It's a 10 inch chicken pattie in bread crumbs, deep dat fried, covered in bechemal sauce and cheese and then grilled, served with chips (fries) and salad.

NEVER look at it the next morning.

[BigIzz]

Empanadas

[Savage]

Well, this morning it was the last of Grumpy's hot wings, with my ranch-like dressing, with a small glass of bourbon. A far cry from the oatmeal, stewed prunes and apple juice of my childhood, thank god.

[NightShiftCharlie]

Thanks for cluing me in on Poutine, but I'd still rather have it's Yankee cousin - chili cheese fries, although it's a bitch finding some when I'm just off work! Guess I'll have to get some Ore Ida Easy Fries, a can of chili and some of the cheese I use for quesadillas and make me some!

[Frankennietzsche]

White Castles are indeed fine fare; but might I pose that they are best eaten on a gut full of beer. I don't think that they sit too well on a gullet of liquor.

Or to break the fast. Oh, the WC coffee. I usually don't like to pair java and food. Usually one before the other. But for some reason, the old timers gots it right: a couple three sliders and a large coffee sure go well together.

Does anybody else remember the WC pay toilets?