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Heavyweight or Lightweight - what would you prefer to be:

Lightweight
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Heavyweight
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Lightweight vs Heavyweight

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What would you rather be, in the context of alcohol.

Lightweight pros: Cheap to get drunk, more fun quicker, less health concern
Lightweight cons: Socially unacceptable to be publicly wasted, vulnerability

Heavyweight pros: Kudos in some social circles, longer nights
Heavyweight cons: Health concerns/issues over quantity consumed , more alcohol(money) required, rasin for a liver.
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Sarge will be along shortly to espouse all of the plusses of being a full blown, hard core, never lookin' back lightweight.
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I vote middleweight.
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Which would you rather be?

This assumes that some of us have a choice...
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Is it possible to have the thirst of a lightweight and the tolerance of a heavyweight?
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I wish I could hang like a heavyweight but only spend money like a lightweight.
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waahoohah wrote:I vote middleweight.
+1 to that. If I could somehow be more of a heavyweight but have the financial ease of a lightweight I would consider that a worthy existence.
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can i vote for heavy duty lightsaber?
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Being a lightweight would be nice. I just went on a drinking trip and of course ended up being the one to watch out for everyone else because they were all drunker than I was. And believe me, I wasn't drinking slowly.
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Resident Asshole wrote:Being a lightweight would be nice. I just went on a drinking trip and of course ended up being the one to watch out for everyone else because they were all drunker than I was. And believe me, I wasn't drinking slowly.
Tough one, but at least when everyone collapsed, all the booze left is for you and you only.
Plus you can drink it without your pants on.
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El Boozificator wrote:
Resident Asshole wrote:Being a lightweight would be nice. I just went on a drinking trip and of course ended up being the one to watch out for everyone else because they were all drunker than I was. And believe me, I wasn't drinking slowly.
Tough one, but at least when everyone collapsed, all the booze left is for you and you only.
Plus you can drink it without your trousers on.
There. Fixed that for ya Boozy.
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Who want's to be a lightweight? Drinking capacity is something to be envied, not ashamed of. It's one of things that separates drunkards from the rest of the drinkers out there. Hold your head high (if you can lift it), for you can swill a ton. The ability to drink others under the table is something that earns respect in drinking circles, and if you can do it with class, even better.

Having said that, I wish my ass wasn't so fat. But it's hard to be a heavyweight without being heavy.
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I'd classify myself as a super "belter"-weight.
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Light weights do whut they can....


....heavyweights do whut they have to.
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