Lightweight vs Heavyweight
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
You guys confuse the everlovin' hell outa me. Drink until you feel good. Enjoy. There, was that so difficult?
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
To me Finance is the only benefit of being a lightweight.
Being a heavyweight gives you the benefits of estending your nights and also allowing you to indulge in secret (such as juicing on the job) but has the downside that you need to be responsible for others, and it means you don't get to let up, so often you'll find yourself stuck living up to your reputation.
I'm lucky enough to have tried both sides (glandular fever is a legendary booze enhancer) and for me, it's gotta go heavy.
Being a heavyweight gives you the benefits of estending your nights and also allowing you to indulge in secret (such as juicing on the job) but has the downside that you need to be responsible for others, and it means you don't get to let up, so often you'll find yourself stuck living up to your reputation.
I'm lucky enough to have tried both sides (glandular fever is a legendary booze enhancer) and for me, it's gotta go heavy.
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
Hey you guys wanna hear a funny word?
Manhole.
Manhole.
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
I don't even want to know what part of your psyche that word came out of. Yeah, I ended a sentence with "of". Okay, maybe "from" would have been the better choice. Without the "out", I suppose. Do you begin to see what a tortured and twisted life I lead? And I don't even think about manholes.Bob Young wrote:Hey you guys wanna hear a funny word?
Manhole.
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
Listen to how funny this sentence sounds.
"Yesterday I acciidentally fell into a manhole. I was in there for like two hours."
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"Yesterday I acciidentally fell into a manhole. I was in there for like two hours."
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People like you are the reason I have nightmares.Bob Young wrote:Listen to how funny this sentence sounds.
"Yesterday I acciidentally fell into a manhole. I was in there for like two hours."
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
There was a bar in Chicago called the Manhole. And yes, it was gay.
I agree with the above poster that the only pro I see of being a lightweight is the financial one. Especially when you are drinking in an airport like I was yesterday.
I agree with the above poster that the only pro I see of being a lightweight is the financial one. Especially when you are drinking in an airport like I was yesterday.
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
If you wonder whether or not you're a heavyweight, you're a lightweight.
If you drink and people say to themselves, "that person can put away some booze..."; Rest easy my friend.
If you drink and people say to themselves, "that person can put away some booze..."; Rest easy my friend.
Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
Heavyweights get video games named after them (Evander Holyfield Real Deal Boxing, and Mike Tyson's Punch Out). Also they are the best of the booze arena.
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Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
Tear.Savage wrote:People like you are the reason I have nightmares.Bob Young wrote:Listen to how funny this sentence sounds.
"Yesterday I acciidentally fell into a manhole. I was in there for like two hours."
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