PBR for Sale?????

[Surreal]

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/business/h ... j2xfmJEtTI

I tihnk we ought to pass a hat and buy it for Thirsty.

[Fabricsoftner]

We should split it up and own it as a group

[Curb Feeler]

We should split it up and own it as a group

An 18 pack of PBR retails for $9 at the Bevmo near my house.

So if I extrapolate that and do some really weird math that probably isn't invented yet...carry the one... adjust for inflation... I calculate that PBR is worth about $7369.01.

I got $5 on it.

[ThirstyDrunk]

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/business/h ... j2xfmJEtTI

I tihnk we ought to pass a hat and buy it for Thirsty.

Surreal, dude, I love you man.

I have a bad habit of running businesses and properties into the ground

But hey what the hell, I got 5 bucks in on this

[Smatter Noguts]

Count me in for a .0001% ownership share, as long as attourney fees don't inflate the buying price.

[NYDingbat]

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/business/h ... j2xfmJEtTI

I tihnk we ought to pass a hat and buy it for Thirsty.

Surreal, dude, I love you man.

I have a bad habit of running businesses and properties into the ground

But hey what the hell, I got 5 bucks in on this

I will throw in $10 and as a shareholder vote for Thirsty as CEO. Picture our beloved Thirsty at the press conferences and interviews where our fearless and feckless Viking will be assaulted by the press regarding the utter and almost immediate collapse of PBR on his watch:

"Wait, what? The company is like what, broke? Why? Whaddya mean hookers and hooch aren't legitimate business expenses? *speed dials incompetent (aka honest) accountant*

"Of course I served Sam Adams at the company Christmas party - the stuff we brew is DRECK. We make it for OTHER people to drink. Besides, that Jim Koch parties like Rick James!"

"Your honorableness. I plead that you give me a fifth."


I believe this will be the best ten bucks I ever spent. I may even go to $12.50.

[removethisasshole]

"Pabst has become a hipster's beer, with advertisements in such places as National Public Radio"

First thought is that all the hipsters can afford is PBR after loosing everything in the stock market!

I will go in for $5 and even more if we can get Molson to give us Carling Black Label in some kind of trade. An idea is we can move production to Michigan as well, lots of old brew houses sitting around empty and lots of out of work drunks that will work on the cheap, if not under the table for beer as long as they can keep getting unemployment.

[Two Hearted]

DH and I will throw in a twenty and a pack of pall Malls.

[Le Boozificator]

Well, I never had PBR in my life. Oh, that's okay, you can laugh.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Well, I never had PBR in my life.

...Yet I still love this guy...

When we meet again, you shall have 30.

[Rowdydrunk79]

I recently found four cans of PBR someone had left in my crisper. Since I hadn’t shotgun a can of beer in years I decided to see how fast I could. 3 minutes and 17 seconds later the cans were empty and I thought, “Yeah, I still got it!” then the ice cream headache hit. Yep, I still have the ability to make an idiot of myself.

[ruiner]

I recently found four cans of PBR someone had left in my crisper. Since I hadn’t shotgun a can of beer in years I decided to see how fast I could. 3 minutes and 17 seconds later the cans were empty and I thought, “Yeah, I still got it!” then the ice cream headache hit. Yep, I still have the ability to make an idiot of myself.

also, rowdy did not need a sharp edge for this feat, just something he affectionately calls "ole chopper".

[ThirstyDrunk]

[MethFront]

He is holding the world's most poorly designed marital aid...

[Two Hearted]

He is holding the world's most poorly designed marital aid...

Or the best....