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Bell's Hopslam again. Pours a hearty color I can't see from the can into my maw. Tastes of a wet dog that rolled around in freshly mown grass, yet effortlessly loveable because who's a good dog? Yes you are!
Might crack open one of those cheap bottles of red I bought on a whim and cared so little about I don't remember the name. I'd check the label but it's all the way over there. If I work up the energy I might make a martini, but I think I might call it a night after this. Today is the 4th anniversary of my grandmother's death. It wasn't a shock or anything; she'd been in hospice care and the dementia had taken her away before her body gave up. Too tough of an old broad to let a little thing like losing her mind stop her from living. So... maybe a little something to remember her by. Seems a little disrespectful, maybe, to toast a teetotaler. But she loved me anyway, so I'll remember her as best I can. At least until the dementia hits me.

Okay, that was maybe a little darker than I'd planned to be. Shots!
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The second best thing about a shot of Malört is the face the bartender makes when you order it.

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A fresh Bell's porter. Bottled on 12/11. Cheers!
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Two thirds of a dirty Gordon's gin martini because I spilled about a third of it. Damn cat snuck under my ass when I was sitting down and I plopped right onto the fatty boombacatty. Doused the couch, my ass, and part of the cat. Fuckers gonna lick himself lit. I almost suspect that wasn't an accident on his part.
Alright, one more it is.
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Bock. Genesee Bock.

Love tlhow the can says Spring Bock, but this shit will be gone before the equinox.

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More bock.
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Three frog hairs of Everclear. Three fingers of red wine. No ice, as per tradition.
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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:54 pm
Three frog hairs of Everclear. Three fingers of red wine. No ice, as per tradition.

I’ve impressed upon some kin folk the benefits of an appropriately applied Brutal Hammer.

Your beverage might be the straw that makes them believers.

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A number 33 DeSantis in the "My Turn" series from the good people at Lakefront Brewing in Milwaukee. An Italian Grape Ale it says. Ale brewed with honey and pinot grigio grape juice. S'lovely.
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I`ll try to drink eastern europe into a serious vodka drought
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oettinger wrote:
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I`ll try to drink eastern europe into a serious vodka drought
Not possible.
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Beer. It's what's for dinner.
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Between the WT, I've opted for a Belloq.

This is a very nice stout. Glad we have plenty more for me to buy.
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New Glarus Brewing Company Cabin Fever, a Wisconsin style honey bock.
"Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way."
-Charles Bukowski

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Re: What are you drinking right now?

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Bluto wrote:
Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:23 am
Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:54 pm
Three frog hairs of Everclear. Three fingers of red wine. No ice, as per tradition.

I’ve impressed upon some kin folk the benefits of an appropriately applied Brutal Hammer.

Your beverage might be the straw that makes them believers.

cheers
Yessiree. The trick with the Brutal Hammer is to set the pace for yourself, not at yourself.

Cheers to you and your kin, brother Bluto. Always good to see you around.




Another thing, please and thank you:

People seem to be afraid of 190 Everclear. Rightfully so, perhaps, when it's treated like common vodka. Which it is not. Treat it more like a super efficient means of creating various Drunkard holy medicines, or the spirit of Lady Ethyl dancing in pure form, blue flame and flammable knickers forever in the bars of our minds.
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Coronavirus w/ lime
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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