Moscow recently called in the german ambassador because of a year long vodka shortage due to "an apparent town consuming an astronomical amount during the weekends" in western germany. The ambassy said they`ll slap my hand twice today.
With lemon please I replied.
What are you drinking right now?
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
That's crazy man! A small European vodka guzzling town. What a country!
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
cheap red wine and leftover christmas beers
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
ciroc orange juice and agavero orange liqueur basically tequila and agave nectar with natural orange flavor
. (cheap cuantro) or however its spelled
. (cheap cuantro) or however its spelled
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Fixed it for ya... {;^)>SusanMcGee wrote:Every morning i drink this juice.
Recipe :-
1 cucumber
1 beet
4-5 kale stalks
1 orange
1 lemon/lime
1-2 carrots
3-4 ounces tequila
Tastes great and is full of healthy vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
At the local drinking the Irish Twins - Double Jameson and a pint of Guinness. Cheers to the LoJ and cheers to the rest of you magnificent bastards.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Atta boy, peetie! Though I would've picked voddie. :-)peetie44 wrote:Fixed it for ya... {;^)>SusanMcGee wrote:Every morning i drink this juice.
Recipe :-
1 cucumber
1 beet
4-5 kale stalks
1 orange
1 lemon/lime
1-2 carrots
3-4 ounces tequila
Tastes great and is full of healthy vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Posts like this may be cause for expulsion... This ain't Jack La Lanne's site.SusanMcGee wrote:Every morning i drink this juice.
Recipe :-
1 cucumber
1 beet
4-5 kale stalks
1 orange
1 lemon/lime
1-2 carrots
Tastes great and is full of healthy vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants.
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
Re: What are you drinking right now?
When I`m not able to stomach the left opened beers druing the next week I usually flush them down the sink. (booznik`s ghost screams: That`s alcohol abuse!)Mr. Viking wrote:cheap red wine and leftover christmas beers
But cheers to your courage young man! I hope the wine helps
Drink!
Re: What are you drinking right now?
Right?! And one hell of a fun morning.NYDingbat wrote:Posts like this may be cause for expulsion... This ain't Jack La Lanne's site.SusanMcGee wrote:Every morning i drink this juice.
Recipe :-
1 cucumber
1 beet
4-5 kale stalks
1 orange
1 lemon/lime
1-2 carrots
Tastes great and is full of healthy vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants.
Drink!
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
You forgot the parsley. Do you drink all that? How often are you going to the toilet? I have a simpler recipe. Just use fresh parsley, cucumber and celery. Drink a pint of that juice and you will be shitting with the big dogs. You should also know that it is flushing your liver of unspent and stored bile. Happy crapping to you!SusanMcGee wrote:Every morning i drink this juice.
Recipe :-
1 cucumber
1 beet
4-5 kale stalks
1 orange
1 lemon/lime
1-2 carrots
Tastes great and is full of healthy vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants.
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Case of beer and five cups of coffee plus 20 marlboro`s would keep my toilet in business.
That and the full stomach can mean only one thing: Vodka Lemons. Shitloads of em haha
That and the full stomach can mean only one thing: Vodka Lemons. Shitloads of em haha
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
So, are we the last 2 souls on this board?
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
tomorrow is my day off so tonight I'm gonna have a good time. 4mg of xanax 6mg of suboxone (a pain medication i'm prescibed and this is not above the level is am supposed to take). a bottle of Anna De Codorniu brut champane and a bottle of prima mazzo moscato d'asti gold edition just tasted it omg its so good
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
I would almost bet that you are some kind of spokesperson for a pharmaceutical company.givemesomepils wrote:tomorrow is my day off so tonight I'm gonna have a good time. 4mg of xanax 6mg of suboxone (a pain medication i'm prescibed and this is not above the level is am supposed to take). a bottle of Anna De Codorniu brut champane and a bottle of prima mazzo moscato d'asti gold edition just tasted it omg its so good
I recommned two bottles of Kaliskaya vodka a day. Yes, Kaliskaya, the pearl from the east. It makes you a better person after just three days of no ending consumption. Buy now! Kaliskaya! Cheers.
Drink!