What are you drinking right now?
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- scream ale
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Cheap beer and cheap scotch. Happy Friday!
- Savage
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Today I arose from my bed. totally undrunk and ready for my visit the docs day. Paid all the bills, took care of the collect at home medical stuff, checked my purse on my way out
and found my wallet and keys missing.
what?
Proceeded to tear the house apart for several hours. There go my plans, including the nice lunch. Then I receive a package from an ebay seller. A lovely Halloween thing for our first Halloween in the new neighborhood. (Gotta begin to cement our reputation as the King and Queen of Halloween that we had at the old house.)
Broken. Damn.
Then the doorbell clangs. WHAT! sorry, a bit on edge here. A small old lady with frowsy hair (no, not me) asked if I could call her a taxi, as she had to go to an emergency medical place. Thank goodness I had just found my damn phone, since we don't seem to have regular landline service here. I called the number on the card she thrust at me, and as she began giving me detailed instructions on what to tell the taxi dispatcher, I handed her my phone.
She looked startled. "I used to have a phone like this," she said. Hey. Flip phones are small. They fit into my little handbags. They make phone calls if I get stranded. They are way better than the old broken down pay phones.
More bs etc. Too boring Day is ebbing. What am I drinking? Straight Makers from a lovely goblet.
and found my wallet and keys missing.
what?
Proceeded to tear the house apart for several hours. There go my plans, including the nice lunch. Then I receive a package from an ebay seller. A lovely Halloween thing for our first Halloween in the new neighborhood. (Gotta begin to cement our reputation as the King and Queen of Halloween that we had at the old house.)
Broken. Damn.
Then the doorbell clangs. WHAT! sorry, a bit on edge here. A small old lady with frowsy hair (no, not me) asked if I could call her a taxi, as she had to go to an emergency medical place. Thank goodness I had just found my damn phone, since we don't seem to have regular landline service here. I called the number on the card she thrust at me, and as she began giving me detailed instructions on what to tell the taxi dispatcher, I handed her my phone.
She looked startled. "I used to have a phone like this," she said. Hey. Flip phones are small. They fit into my little handbags. They make phone calls if I get stranded. They are way better than the old broken down pay phones.
More bs etc. Too boring Day is ebbing. What am I drinking? Straight Makers from a lovely goblet.
like tears in rain
- Savage
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Savage wrote: ↑Fri Sep 27, 2019 6:22 pmToday I arose from my bed. totally undrunk and ready for my visit the docs day. Paid all the bills, took care of the collect at home medical stuff, checked my purse on my way out
and found my wallet and keys missing.
what?
Proceeded to tear the house apart for several hours. There go my plans, including the nice lunch. Then I receive a package from an ebay seller. A lovely Halloween thing for our first Halloween in the new neighborhood. (Gotta begin to cement our reputation as the King and Queen of Halloween that we had at the old house.)
Broken. Damn.
Then the doorbell clangs. WHAT! sorry, a bit on edge here. A small old lady with frowsy hair (no, not me) asked if I could call her a taxi, as she had to go to an emergency medical place. Thank goodness I had just found my damn phone, since we don't seem to have regular landline service here. I called the number on the card she thrust at me, and as she began giving me detailed instructions on what to tell the taxi dispatcher, I handed her my phone.
She looked startled. "I used to have a phone like this," she said. Hey. Flip phones are small. They fit into my little handbags. They make phone calls if I get stranded. They are way better than the old broken down pay phones.
More bs etc. Too boring. Day is ebbing. What am I drinking? Straight Makers from a lovely goblet.
like tears in rain
- ThirstyBirdy
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Like when having a taxi picking me up when this happens.and found my wallet and keys missing.
what?
Proceeded to tear the house apart for several hours.
It's like "uh.. I'm searching for my cell,.youll have to wait"
Filling my beak with ice cold light beer
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
- ThirstyBirdy
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
The martini on my shield looks damn good!!
But as quoted from Withnail and I, "Never mix drinks you bloody fool!"
Yet i say, the palate can shift
But as quoted from Withnail and I, "Never mix drinks you bloody fool!"
Yet i say, the palate can shift
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
- ThirstyBirdy
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
It's an olive genetically engineered for Drunkard warrior martinis which is only um...
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
- Lush City
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Mexican tequila and lager beer. No finer diet I can imagine.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: What are you drinking right now?
Picked up a World Wide Stout out of Dogfish Head. I'll get to it after this whiskey gets me appropriately bonsai'd.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
- scream ale
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
^^^ World wide stout packs a punch. Enjoy! I'm sipping a barley wine and feeling fine. Cheers!
Re: What are you drinking right now?
Cheers to you, my fellow drunkard! Fine is more than fine.scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2019 7:15 pm^^^ World wide stout packs a punch. Enjoy! I'm sipping a barley wine and feeling fine. Cheers!
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
- ThirstyBirdy
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
Had to get that 1000th post in didn't ya!Nausea wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2019 7:22 pmCheers to you, my fellow drunkard! Fine is more than fine.scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2019 7:15 pm^^^ World wide stout packs a punch. Enjoy! I'm sipping a barley wine and feeling fine. Cheers!
Filling my beak with cold beer, its National Beer Drinking Day
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze!- Withnail
Re: What are you drinking right now?
Oh snap. I didn't even notice. I'm all Jameson'd up now. I approve.ThirstyBirdy wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2019 7:32 pmHad to get that 1000th post in didn't ya!Nausea wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2019 7:22 pmCheers to you, my fellow drunkard! Fine is more than fine.scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2019 7:15 pm^^^ World wide stout packs a punch. Enjoy! I'm sipping a barley wine and feeling fine. Cheers!
Filling my beak with cold beer, its National Beer Drinking Day
Now, as for the fake ass absinthe in succession, I don't care for.
(We're talking about the stuff under our avatars, in case you're confused.)
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
- scream ale
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
I always wondered what the bottle in the middle was.
- scream ale
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Re: What are you drinking right now?
One of Victory's shittier double IPAs. The girlfriend picked up a four pack and drank three before she decided it was gross and refused to finish it. Whatever free beer is free beer. Cheers everyone!