Texas Invasion Is ON!
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Mama you fecking muppet! I hope you goodness you get it sorted out.
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Mother Goose wrote:I booked our flights drunk and fucked!!
No wonder Bent married you!
Who's Bent?
drink your fucking drink, Drunkards answer to no one
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sounds good!
lots of central texan drunkards too..
update as this thing gels sonic/gin..
lots of central texan drunkards too..
update as this thing gels sonic/gin..
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got me...Sgt. HSA wrote:Who's Bent?BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:No wonder Bent married you!Mother Goose wrote:I booked our flights drunk and fucked!!
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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To go!ChiliDawg wrote:and a glazed doughnut?Santa McScrewynutz wrote:Show up with a bottle of anything and I'll remember you.ChiliDawg wrote:Sweet, Sonicballs! I'll call you when my plane lands on 9-15-10! You da' man. Will you remember me?
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Santa McScrewynutz wrote:If any of you Drunk bastards want to show up down here ya can.
1/7-9/10 is the days. Can't promise shit but a piece of filthy floor and Drunkenness.
Gin and (I think) the Gooses are showing up.
Other than that I don't know shit cuz I'm a Drunk.
YEEHAAW MOTHERFUNKERS!
Probably want to sticky this, and put another post in Drinking Events..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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Texas looks so good... especially over a shiner at 1030 am!
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Austin always gives me a warm feeling despite the temp.
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High of 35 tomorrow?! WTF?
I'm packing my woolies and a flask.
and a taser. Sonic says he's got rabid racoon's running around the farm.
I'm packing my woolies and a flask.
and a taser. Sonic says he's got rabid racoon's running around the farm.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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You bastards better post pics.
I can't go there, I live through you bastards. That's the rule.
I can't go there, I live through you bastards. That's the rule.
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At airport. Sipping irish coffee from home. TSA says I can't bring liquids past security. Chugging whiskey laced steaming hot coffee is much more difficult than a cold lager from a pint glass.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Hah, I woke up Tuesday morning still freakin drunk.. When I eventually sat down at the computer, I saw that I had been trying to buy a plane ticket to Austin via Southwest Airlines, but couldn't make an account on their page (yeah too drunk).. Oh, and I had an uneaten rack of ribs on the desk too (no idea where those came from)..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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What airport?Surreal wrote:At airport. Sipping irish coffee from home. TSA says I can't bring liquids past security. Chugging whiskey laced steaming hot coffee is much more difficult than a cold lager from a pint glass.
What time are you showing up?
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I'm in the C terminal at O'hare right now. Enjoying a maker's mark manhattan although they wouldn't serve me till 7am? I explained that the plane I just got off let me buy little bottles of booze shortly after take off at 6am. I'm writing a fucking letter to the FAA. I can get in my cups up in the air, but they make me pace like a caged dog once they got me in the United Terminal.
They board my Austin flight in a 1/2 hour. Time for a few more. Saphire martini w a twist is next.
I land in Austin around noon. I got a rental car. I imagine there are a few good bars between the airport and the dental floss farm. ETA at the farm is to be determined. Text me if I need to get there ASAP for assistance with the farm chores and I will forgo the greater Austin pub crawl and drive straight in.
They board my Austin flight in a 1/2 hour. Time for a few more. Saphire martini w a twist is next.
I land in Austin around noon. I got a rental car. I imagine there are a few good bars between the airport and the dental floss farm. ETA at the farm is to be determined. Text me if I need to get there ASAP for assistance with the farm chores and I will forgo the greater Austin pub crawl and drive straight in.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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ETA 1600 for me. Going to San Marcus to do some shopping and possibly buy another suitcase.
"Personally I prefer the buzz between 'all is good and well in the universe with this glass' drunk and 'IM A FUCKING VIKING!' drunk." Impish Boozehound