If any of you Drunk bastards want to show up down here ya can.
1/7-9/10 is the days. Can't promise shit but a piece of filthy floor and Drunkenness.
Gin and (I think) the Gooses are showing up.
Other than that I don't know shit cuz I'm a Drunk.
YEEHAAW MOTHERFUNKERS!
Texas Invasion Is ON!
Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator
-
Chimneyfish
- Boozing Like Bukowski
- Posts: 4026
- Joined: Thu May 24, 2007 1:22 am
- Location: California
Re: Texas Invasion Is ON!
An eight month long invasion is going to be legendary!
-
ChiliDawg
- Hooching Like Hemingway
- Posts: 3008
- Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:03 am
- Location: In a Rude Mood
Re: Texas Invasion Is ON!
Sweet, Sonicballs! I'll call you when my plane lands on 9-15-10! You da' man. Will you remember me?
-
Screwball
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 7064
- Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:30 pm
- Location: A half foot away from a cat's nutsack. I Gotta get the DevilKat Fixed!
Re: Texas Invasion Is ON!
Chimneyfish wrote:An eight month long invasion is going to be legendary!
We do it big down here, Chucklehead!
WOOT!
-
bluebottle
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6082
- Joined: Wed May 11, 2005 11:12 pm
- Location: Mescalero Apache rez
Re: Texas Invasion Is ON!
h thar hell hole.more towels and drinks!
-
Screwball
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 7064
- Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:30 pm
- Location: A half foot away from a cat's nutsack. I Gotta get the DevilKat Fixed!
Re: Texas Invasion Is ON!
Show up with a bottle of anything and I'll remember you.ChiliDawg wrote:Sweet, Sonicballs! I'll call you when my plane lands on 9-15-10! You da' man. Will you remember me?
-
ChiliDawg
- Hooching Like Hemingway
- Posts: 3008
- Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:03 am
- Location: In a Rude Mood
Re: Texas Invasion Is ON!
and a glazed doughnut?Santa McScrewynutz wrote:Show up with a bottle of anything and I'll remember you.ChiliDawg wrote:Sweet, Sonicballs! I'll call you when my plane lands on 9-15-10! You da' man. Will you remember me?
-
Screwball
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 7064
- Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:30 pm
- Location: A half foot away from a cat's nutsack. I Gotta get the DevilKat Fixed!
Re: Texas Invasion Is ON!
There ya go, smartasses!Santa McScrewynutz wrote:If any of you Drunk bastards want to show up down here ya can.
January 7 to the 9th of the year of our Lord 2010 is the days. Can't promise shit but a piece of filthy floor and Drunkenness.
Gin and (I think) the Gooses are showing up.
Other than that I don't know shit cuz I'm a Drunk.
YEEHAAW MOTHERFUNKERS!
-
bluebottle
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6082
- Joined: Wed May 11, 2005 11:12 pm
- Location: Mescalero Apache rez
Re: Texas Invasion Is ON!
what will ou do wirth a mouthy towle. SPIT ON IT!
-
Screwball
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 7064
- Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:30 pm
- Location: A half foot away from a cat's nutsack. I Gotta get the DevilKat Fixed!
Re: Texas Invasion Is ON!
Whip it with a towlette till it don't say SHIT!bluebottle wrote:what will ou do wirth a mouthy towle. SPIT ON IT!
-
803ecamirg
- Lord of Benders
- Posts: 225
- Joined: Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:59 am
- Location: up your ass kicking field goals
Re: Texas Invasion Is ON!
can i punch goose in the junk cause his team is overrated? can i punch him in the junk even if theyre not?
relax goose, im kidding...id never go to texas :P
relax goose, im kidding...id never go to texas :P
"The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are undrunk." - William Butler Yeats
-
Mother Goose
- Boozing Like Bukowski
- Posts: 4322
- Joined: Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:45 am
- Location: Go Colts!
Re: Texas Invasion Is ON!
I booked our flights drunk and fucked up the dates - had to cancel the next day and waiting for the $$ to go down again. UGH. We're still planning to go, though!!
"DC is a toilet. And it needs a good flush." ~ Weatherman
Drunkard Chat bot sez: fiyah: i'm picturing wasabi oozing out of her parents, and im at a good pace if you have to do this cheap as fuck. but drunkards need to unite
-
Screwball
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 7064
- Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:30 pm
- Location: A half foot away from a cat's nutsack. I Gotta get the DevilKat Fixed!
Re: Texas Invasion Is ON!
Punch, play, lick.. whatever ya want to do with his junk.gr1m4ce3o8 wrote:can i punch goose in the junk cause his team is overrated? can i punch him in the junk even if theyre not?
relax goose, im kidding...id never go to texas :P
Might have to talk to Mama Goose first.
-
803ecamirg
- Lord of Benders
- Posts: 225
- Joined: Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:59 am
- Location: up your ass kicking field goals
Re: Texas Invasion Is ON!
ill leave the playing and licking to you, i just want to make fun of the little boy.Santa McScrewynutz wrote:Punch, play, lick.. whatever ya want to do with his junk.gr1m4ce3o8 wrote:can i punch goose in the junk cause his team is overrated? can i punch him in the junk even if theyre not?
relax goose, im kidding...id never go to texas :P
Might have to talk to Mama Goose first.
"The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are undrunk." - William Butler Yeats
-
BeerMakesMeSmart
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12664
- Joined: Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:49 pm
Re: Texas Invasion Is ON!
Mother Goose wrote:I booked our flights drunk and fucked!!
No wonder Bent married you!
I'll miss you, pallie.