I think I'm going to regret that.

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:34 am

I am sick as fuck and yet feel the craving for a Guinness, so I'm going to have one. Now who am I lying to? One Guinness is impossible, I know it perfectly. See you this evening for tales of hurling and toilet bowls.

Negromancer · Post by **Negromancer** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:12 am

Truly, that sucks my Lord. When our imperium rises, somebody will pay extra harshly for this!

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:17 am

Negromancer wrote:Truly, that sucks my Lord. When our imperium rises, somebody will pay extra harshly for this!

Thanks, Odinson. So far I am not doing too bad: my guts seem to tolerate the Guinness so I decided to cook pork onion and potatoes with a bit of balsamic vinegar in my oven. If really I have to be sick, well I might as well enjoy the preparatory phase.

Glasgae Sam · Post by **Glasgae Sam** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:24 am

I was drinking a LOT of home brewed stout last night, and I'm just about to go for my post-pub-poo. I'm expected something similar to this:

Negromancer · Post by **Negromancer** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:27 am

Glasgow Sam wrote:I was drinking a LOT of home brewed stout last night, and I'm just about to go for my post-pub-poo. I'm expected something similar to this:

Goodness gracious!

I once made a gruit stout with some elderberry. It has good head retention and an almost guinnessesque something I couldn't put my finger on. I'll have to try it again.

bluebottle · Post by **bluebottle** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:03 am

more toilet bowls pleas. for savbage's head.

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:45 am

After two pounds of pork and half a bottle of wine, I am feeling surprisingly well. Is it possible that viruses can be killed with a combination of pork and wine? Thirsty, can you experiment on some of the villagers for that, because if this works we might make huge savings on our healthcare policy.

MethFront · Post by **MethFront** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:40 am

Mr Boozificator wrote:After two pounds of pork and half a bottle of wine, I am feeling surprisingly well. Is it possible that viruses can be killed with a combination of pork and wine? Thirsty, can you experiment on some of the villagers for that, because if this works we might make huge savings on our healthcare policy.

I'm a fan of the bacon and whiskey diet to treat infections...

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:01 am

methfront wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote:After two pounds of pork and half a bottle of wine, I am feeling surprisingly well. Is it possible that viruses can be killed with a combination of pork and wine? Thirsty, can you experiment on some of the villagers for that, because if this works we might make huge savings on our healthcare policy.
I'm a fan of the bacon and whiskey diet to treat infections...

I believe this to be a time proven cure-all.

Wingman · Post by **Wingman** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:06 am

Mr Boozificator wrote: Thirsty, can you experiment on some of the villagers for that.

where's the line form?

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:12 am

Wingman wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote: Thirsty, can you experiment on some of the villagers for that.
where's the line form?

Well, for the US citizens, the simplest way is to go to Ohio, in front of Thirsty's house.

Rip Rufus · Post by **Rip Rufus** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:25 pm

Wild Turkey cured my cold.

Steve · Post by **Steve** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:33 am

A mate of mine always drank guinness when his guts felt bad, and it always seemed to settle things.

BBoozer · Post by **BBoozer** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:57 am

My previous general practitioner once told me, before going on a trip to Java: 'When you eat something in Indonesia and afterwards you fear you may get sick, go immediately to the nearest bar and order a double whiskey or any hard liquor you can get your hand on. It saved my guts countless times.' Best physician I ever had, his cure for almost every disease was a shot of scotch. I did follow his advice on Java, and it kept me out of all sorts of trouble. Never got sick on that trip.

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:53 am

Steve wrote:A mate of mine always drank guinness when his guts felt bad, and it always seemed to settle things.

Well well well, look what we have here: a long escaped drunkette...
Okay, that was strictly the professional opening, apart from that, are you joining the CCC, pal?

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