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Re: The pussification of the MDM Board

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rip roofie speaking of 'pussification' you know what the next big affliction is?

"Restless Vagina Syndrome": Big Pharma's Newest Fake Disease
The pharmaceutical industry wants you to think that if you don't have sex like a porn star, you're in need of their drugs

It’s not your fault, ladies (and certainly not your partner’s), that you don’t orgasm every time you have intercourse, or that you lack the libido of a 17-year-old boy. You have a disease: female sexual dysfunction (FSD), and the pharmaceutical industry wants to help.

You are among the "43 percent of American women [who] experience some degree of impaired sexual function," according to a Journal of the American Medical Association article. The FDA’s evolving definition of FSD includes decreased desire or arousal, sexual pain and orgasm difficulties -- but only if the woman feels "personal distress" about it.

So, convincing women to feel distress is a key component of the drug company strategy to market a multi-billion-dollar pill that will cure billions of women of what may not ail them.
continues: http://www.alternet.org/sex/143682/%22r ... ke_disease



the ONLY concern here should be 'restless glass syndrome'

when your glass is empty you get restless!

cheers rip roofie and to all other unabashed drunks here!

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ALL HAIL THE DRINKING AND DRINKING SOME MORE!

If you don't like the taste of what you're drinking, move on to something else or fucking work on perfecting your whiskey face. I mean fuckin' A!

There's a purpose for every booze and a booze for every purpose.

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Dr. Dotto S. Blotto wrote:ALL HAIL THE DRINKING AND DRINKING SOME MORE!

If you don't like the taste of what you're drinking, move on to something else or fucking work on perfecting your whiskey face. I mean fuckin' A!

There's a purpose for every booze and a booze for every purpose.

Cheers! I missed you folks.
Missed you too.

And you are?
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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I approve of and endorse increased pussification of this board.

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Why, I'm the Mystery Shopper.
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Dr. Dotto S. Blotto wrote:Why, I'm the Mystery Shopper.
When I worked in retail I hated you people.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Hated them, too.

One of my cats is drinking wine out of my glass. I share.
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Dr. Dotto S. Blotto wrote:Hated them, too.

One of my cats is drinking wine out of my glass. I share.
Good people you are.
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I thought the title to this tread was "The Puscifer of the MDM Board".

What the heck, let's listen to some!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKQn-gpeJsU

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felinamojokitty wrote:rip roofie speaking of 'pussification' you know what the next big affliction is?

"Restless Vagina Syndrome": Big Pharma's Newest Fake Disease
The pharmaceutical industry wants you to think that if you don't have sex like a porn star, you're in need of their drugs

It’s not your fault, ladies (and certainly not your partner’s), that you don’t orgasm every time you have intercourse, or that you lack the libido of a 17-year-old boy. You have a disease: female sexual dysfunction (FSD), and the pharmaceutical industry wants to help.

You are among the "43 percent of American women [who] experience some degree of impaired sexual function," according to a Journal of the American Medical Association article. The FDA’s evolving definition of FSD includes decreased desire or arousal, sexual pain and orgasm difficulties -- but only if the woman feels "personal distress" about it.

So, convincing women to feel distress is a key component of the drug company strategy to market a multi-billion-dollar pill that will cure billions of women of what may not ail them.
continues: http://www.alternet.org/sex/143682/%22r ... ke_disease



the ONLY concern here should be 'restless glass syndrome'

when your glass is empty you get restless!

cheers rip roofie and to all other unabashed drunks here!
I've got a 5 1/2 inch pill for that, and the ladies don't need an HMO to get it.

It can be administered both orally and as a suppository.
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Uncle Scratch has been the opening band on their tour for a while. Or at least when I've been paying attention. They are from Cleveland.
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Who says I'm a pussy you cocksucker?!?!

If I didnt have a liter of beam to finish I might do something.

FUck, gotta walk to the liquor store and get some more before the snowstorm. Maybe get a handle this time.

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I'll take another magnum of burgundy. Dr. Livingston, I presume.
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Wild Turkey 101!
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Re: The pussification of the MDM Board

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A bottle of Mescal.

Wait a second..

I got a bottle of Mescal from Dez!

To The Shot Thread!!

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