What are you wearing right now?

[Negromancer]

Back home I used to find women's garments in my closet from time to time. With really wide necks, glitter and all that crap. I never found what the deal was about that, I let it slip in silence, hoping somebody had misplaced something. But whenever I threw it in the laundry my mother just brought it back to my room. QUESTIONS! so many of them!

A t-shirt that says "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a DRUNK. Alchoholics go to meetings."

Best part about it - my mother bought it for me. This was years ago when I was getting Jersey shore houses to drink in over the summer. It applies even more so today. Ahhhhh, I miss the Wall of Shame... Perhaps we'll post one after The Invasion. Oh there'll be shameful activity alright...

My mother told me the other day that I was a weird, drunken eccentric. I consider this a victory.

[Savage]

Back home I used to find women's garments in my closet from time to time. With really wide necks, glitter and all that crap. I never found what the deal was about that, I let it slip in silence, hoping somebody had misplaced something. But whenever I threw it in the laundry my mother just brought it back to my room. QUESTIONS! so many of them!

The clothes were yours. Late at night, you used to get in touch with your inner woman, via QVC and HSN. Your loving mother doesn't judge.

[Negromancer]

I'm actually starting to wonder.

Ah, another flashback: I remember sneaking around on top of my brother's closet when I was a kid and found a bag of women's underwear. I immediately ran and squealed to my mother. At first she was shocked, but it turned out it was just hers, and it was just there because that closet was used for general storage of old crap. A second there I thought my brother was a transvestite.

[Two Hearted]

I'm actually starting to wonder.

Ah, another flashback: I remember sneaking around on top of my brother's closet when I was a kid and found a bag of women's underwear. I immediately ran and squealed to my mother. At first she was shocked, but it turned out it was just hers, and it was just there because that closet was used for general storage of old crap. A second there I thought my brother was a transvestite.

Orrrr.....He was 'using' your mother's underwear for some form of perverse (olfactory, perhaps?) pleasure.


Ok, Ok, that may have been out of line. I apologize....

[Negromancer]

Bwahaha. I can only hope that's not the case! Good lord!

[Crystal]

I am wearing my hair pulled back, a teal tank top, blue jeans, white healed sandals, and a happy face from these responses. I especially enjoyed negromancer's posts.

[Willy]

A shit eating grin.

[Patchez]

A bacon G-string.

[Willy]

Are you Sasquatch?

If so, stop pissing in my fucking garden!

[Patchez]

I'm 5'6", so, no. I'm more like Shortsquatch.

No, I will not stop pissing in your garden. As a matter of fact, this was loaded via mobile upload. Look out back right now.

*waves and continues pissing*

[Willy]

So you're like one of them Lil' Bridge Trolls?

[Patchez]

I'd like to think of myself as somewhere in between. something like this



Of course I'm clinically deranged so your results may vary.

[Hinchliffe]

Greatest. Self-portrait. Ever.

[Willy]

You do resemble Gimli.

[Patchez]

And my Axe!!