What are you wearing right now?

[Smatter Noguts]

Me, I have half a glass of Strawberry Jerry Slushie that I made for beach party in the dead of winter spilt all over me, the clumsy fuck I am.

I would say fucking retard, but I guess you can't say that anymore.

We're all naked beneath our clothes.

[Mayhem]

Mongoloid.
Is that on the no-no list, too?

[felinamojokitty]

grey sleep pants, black cami and a purple capelet shoulder hoodie thing (hoodie is down) finishing my second martini..

speech is not free anymore..

[NYDingbat]

A raised eyebrow and a mischievous smile.

[MethFront]

Bathrobe, t-shirt, dickies, polo socks and cheap canvas sneakers. But I've been meaning to add pasties to this ensemble.

[WastelessPointOfTime]

Work clothes, minus shoes. And that "work clothes" thing includes this cardigan I've apparently been wearing for years.

[drunkensooner]

pajama bottoms, and a bare upper body.

to the original point....F the R word. F it in the A.

[Mr Boozificator]

Allure, from Chanel.

[Two Hearted]

Allure, from Chanel.

Chance, from Chanel.

[Savage]

A perfume that is no longer made, and most people never heard of when it was.

[Rip Rufus]

"Stink", by Rip Rufus.

[Savage]

Mongoloid.
Is that on the no-no list, too?

Idiot, Imbecile, Moron. Those were once actual medical terms, according to my Dad's abnormal psychology textbook. I climbed up to the top of the bookcase to read that one, when I was seven. Vis-a-vis (excuse missing mark) did you know that masturbation is one of the leading causes of insanity? That's what the book said.

[Wingman]

did you know that masturbation is one of the leading causes of insanity?

that explains a lot.

[peetie44]

did you know that masturbation is one of the leading causes of insanity?

that explains a lot.

You people are crazy.

[Riddeford]

I woke up wearing some girls' underwear. I think it's Kelly Lebrock's.