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Anybody around here drink anymore?
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Anybody around here drink anymore?
Bundy wrote:"I say Rooster old bean! sally forth with another pair of pink gins for these jolly lovely gels and we'll see if they arent up for a spot of rumpy pumpy before we have to dash off and give Jerry another sound thrashing, what? Tally ho!"
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
glad youre awake, have a beer and/or a bourbon
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
Heya. I'll take a stomach pump, please, and then you can carry on hitting me with the grappa.
"There are no ugly women, there is only less vodka"--Russian proverb
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
I gave up discretion for lent..Savage wrote:I gave it up for Lent.
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
For Lent, I gave up on giving things up.
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
It's a good question. A very good question.
Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you could get away from the obvious often enough, you wouldn't become obvious yourself - Bukowski
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
Ah yup!
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
I dont even like to drink
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
To each his own, I;ll keep drinking and pass on pouring it into my rectum.Fabricsoftner wrote:I dont even like to drink
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
I would drink, but I don't like the taste.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
Mayhem's waiting for zima flavored bourbon.Mayhem wrote:I would drink, but I don't like the taste.
drink your fucking drink, Drunkards answer to no one
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
That's cause your drinking from Fabricsoftner's bottleMayhem wrote:I would drink, but I don't like the taste.
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
Drinking gives you the gout. That's why I don't booze it up. However, if someone busts out the Bartles and James, it's on like fucking donkey kong.
The man who intoxicates himself on bad whisky is sometimes moved to kill his wife and set his house on fire, but the victim of applejack is capable of blowing up a whole town with dynamite and of reciting original poetry to every surviving inhabitant.