Anybody around here drink anymore?

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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?

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slipperyyoke wrote:Drinking gives you the gout.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
slipperyyoke wrote:Drinking gives you the gout.
DO NOT SAY THE WORD AGAIN
That word should be unprintable like undrunk on this site.

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3 year sleep, now that's a hell of a hangover to sleep off sir!
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Beeing drunk makes me feel dizzy and weird. Why would anyone want to feel like that?
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?

<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good

<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
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You're all hilarious assholes and I missed ya.

It has been a while though.

I was out of touch for about a year and a half, working in the film industry on the west coast. Booze, fighting, drugs, homeless people, celebrities, intense stupidity.

Pretty much like your average episode of Jersey Shore (so I've been told).


Somebody slide me some of that zima flavoured bourbon, I think Mayhem may be onto something.
Bundy wrote:"I say Rooster old bean! sally forth with another pair of pink gins for these jolly lovely gels and we'll see if they arent up for a spot of rumpy pumpy before we have to dash off and give Jerry another sound thrashing, what? Tally ho!"

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He's also trying to invent bacon-flavored bacon.. Good luck on that one!
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
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fiyah wrote:He's also trying to invent bacon-flavored bacon.. Good luck on that one!
I wrote a piece lately that was encouraging Catholic churches to change the sacrament from shitty stale bread and wine to strips of crispy bacon and scotch.

I thought it would improve attendence.
Bundy wrote:"I say Rooster old bean! sally forth with another pair of pink gins for these jolly lovely gels and we'll see if they arent up for a spot of rumpy pumpy before we have to dash off and give Jerry another sound thrashing, what? Tally ho!"

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Bikini clad girls replacing choirboys..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me

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Mayhem wrote:I would drink, but I don't like the taste.
For you, there's Zima!
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Lifer wrote:
fiyah wrote:He's also trying to invent bacon-flavored bacon.. Good luck on that one!
I wrote a piece lately that was encouraging Catholic churches to change the sacrament from shitty stale bread and wine to strips of crispy bacon and scotch.

I thought it would improve attendence.

I will become a nun to join that church!
(Sorry, Grumpy.)
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