DO NOT SAY THE WORD AGAINslipperyyoke wrote:Drinking gives you the gout.
Anybody around here drink anymore?
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Screwball
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
That word should be unprintable like undrunk on this site.ThirstyDrunk wrote:DO NOT SAY THE WORD AGAINslipperyyoke wrote:Drinking gives you the gout.
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Hardcore Stig
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
3 year sleep, now that's a hell of a hangover to sleep off sir!
"That's only a problem if you stop drinking"
"Nationality? I'm a drunkard, and that makes me a man of the world"
"The word "pub" should never need to be followed by the word "why""
"Nationality? I'm a drunkard, and that makes me a man of the world"
"The word "pub" should never need to be followed by the word "why""
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Fabricsoftner
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
Beeing drunk makes me feel dizzy and weird. Why would anyone want to feel like that?
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
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Lifer
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
You're all hilarious assholes and I missed ya.
It has been a while though.
I was out of touch for about a year and a half, working in the film industry on the west coast. Booze, fighting, drugs, homeless people, celebrities, intense stupidity.
Pretty much like your average episode of Jersey Shore (so I've been told).
Somebody slide me some of that zima flavoured bourbon, I think Mayhem may be onto something.
It has been a while though.
I was out of touch for about a year and a half, working in the film industry on the west coast. Booze, fighting, drugs, homeless people, celebrities, intense stupidity.
Pretty much like your average episode of Jersey Shore (so I've been told).
Somebody slide me some of that zima flavoured bourbon, I think Mayhem may be onto something.
Bundy wrote:"I say Rooster old bean! sally forth with another pair of pink gins for these jolly lovely gels and we'll see if they arent up for a spot of rumpy pumpy before we have to dash off and give Jerry another sound thrashing, what? Tally ho!"
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fiyah
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
He's also trying to invent bacon-flavored bacon.. Good luck on that one!
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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Lifer
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
I wrote a piece lately that was encouraging Catholic churches to change the sacrament from shitty stale bread and wine to strips of crispy bacon and scotch.fiyah wrote:He's also trying to invent bacon-flavored bacon.. Good luck on that one!
I thought it would improve attendence.
Bundy wrote:"I say Rooster old bean! sally forth with another pair of pink gins for these jolly lovely gels and we'll see if they arent up for a spot of rumpy pumpy before we have to dash off and give Jerry another sound thrashing, what? Tally ho!"
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fiyah
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
Bikini clad girls replacing choirboys..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
[13:22] <@Veen> I need to find the penis monster
[23:03] <@fabric> dont masturbate to me
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Savage
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
For you, there's Zima!Mayhem wrote:I would drink, but I don't like the taste.
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Savage
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Re: Anybody around here drink anymore?
Lifer wrote:I wrote a piece lately that was encouraging Catholic churches to change the sacrament from shitty stale bread and wine to strips of crispy bacon and scotch.fiyah wrote:He's also trying to invent bacon-flavored bacon.. Good luck on that one!
I thought it would improve attendence.
I will become a nun to join that church!
(Sorry, Grumpy.)
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