Texts From Last Night...

[Mallory Knox]

Complements of your friend and mine, Choochoosonmypjs...

Enjoy this website while wearing adult diapers.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/texts/page:3

Enjoy!

[Mallory Knox]

(419):

vegan vag taste different. and not a good different

[Mallory Knox]

(610):

aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors

[Mallory Knox]

(419):

we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.

[Mallory Knox]

(832):

I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.

[Mallory Knox]

(610):

we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
(484):

fair is fair

[rune]

Mallory......

[Mallory Knox]

I know... Last night was a sad state of affairs.

[rune]

Nonsense,,,twas brilliant.

[G_W]

Indeed. I enjoyed this thoroughly. Thanks crazy lady!

[Mallory Knox]

(617):

Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.

[Mallory Knox]

(770):

i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.

[Martini Time]

I have to admit that I check TFNL daily. Granted there are more "bullshit" posts than in the past (and one can generally weed them out), it's still a pretty fuckin' funny website. I have so far resisted having T-shirts made with my favorite texts.

[coqui_chris]

(610):

aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors

(610):

we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
(484):

fair is fair

They weren't me, but I approve