Who would you be.

[Hardcore Stig]

It's a choice between gambit ( luck and charisma as super powers) or some sort me polymorphus type. Try to d86 me he I can look like anything and could change into a giant liver to undrunk up plus never need a cab or a hotel again.

[Screwball]

I'm switching to this guy.

[Dirty Lou]

I think I would want to be a human, not an otherwordly being or mutant. No healing factor for me, that would mess with your ability to get a good, strong buzz.

Bullseye or Taskmaster. I really want to choose Deadpool, but I just could not handle the crazy part that comes along with it. I'll bring enough of my own crazy with me. Just give me ability to rob banks or armored cars or museums or whatever.

C has always been angry about my take on super powers. I was a comic geek, so I go to almost every movie that comes out. Occasionally, I get drunk, wander out to the shed and grab the boxes of old books. I rant and rave and force C to look through all these musty, faded books from the 80's and 90's. Then I tell her that if I was a super, I would be a villain. I would rob and be a generally thieving bad guy. She always scowls.

My arch nemesis would end up being Casino!

[Patchez]

Jonah Hex.

[Badfellow]

Gozer the Gozerian.

[scream ale]

[ThirstyDrunk]

Powdered Toast Man

[Artful Drunktective]

Who I think I am:



Who I really am:

[oettinger]

Burned face man


or

Butthead

[Patchez]

Burned face man


or

Butthead

I always saw you as more of a Beavis.

Dumbass.

[oettinger]

Hehehehe,


AD agrees that I might be Eric Cartman

[Savage]

I am Lio's mother. She who is never mentioned. The reason that Lio's Dad drinks and sits around in his underwear all day. I want to come home.

[Badfellow]

Burned face man


or

Butthead

I always saw you as more of a Beavis.

Dumbass.

He's Cornholio. He needs TP for his bunghole.