I Know this is going to sound geeky, but I don't give a shit (I've lived a very ungeeky life so far), so who would you be, who do you think is your alter ego in the comics world (yeah, okay, laugh all that you want but try to answer the question, idiot.). Pick your poison, Marvel, DC, Vertigo, Dark Horse (Tony Mayhem, you stop laughing right now or I swear I book a plane to your place).
I honestly have wondered a lot.
Everybody would like to be the Silver Surfer, but that kind of power would also take you far from the humane behaviour and all those chicks crazy for your glittering silver ass would not mean a thing for you anymore.
Then, there is Batman. Sorry, I don't want his past, thanks.
Peter Parker? Come on, he's soooooo making easy things complicated, plus I think he secretly wants to do aunt May. he wears her underwears under the spider suit, that's for sure.
Wolverine? nope, Wolverine's gay, he's got this thing with phallic symbols and, according to me, the only reason why he hasn't fucked Cyke yet is because Marvel is trying to sell to the largest number.
Who's left then?
The Spirit and Nick Fury I think. To those two, I can relate.
Whoever thought about Tony Stark while reading those lines should get out of my head right now.
Who would you be.
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Mr Boozificator
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Who would you be.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Two Hearted
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Re: Who would you be.
I've never read a comic in my life.
Can I be Madam Firestarter?
(yeah, I made that up)
Can I be Madam Firestarter?
(yeah, I made that up)
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter
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Re: Who would you be.
Green Hornet or Doctor Fate.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Re: Who would you be.
This reminds me of an idea a friend of mine had to throw a party where we all dress up as our favorite super villains and make/name cocktails based on their powers and personalities. It never happened, but I thought the idea was cool
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
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Re: Who would you be.
The Tick, 'cause I suck.
That counts right?
That counts right?
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
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Re: Who would you be.
The Joker, cuz fuck you guys right?
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Who would you be.
Definitely, the Tick is cool.WastelessPointOfTime wrote:The Tick, 'cause I suck.
That counts right?
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: Who would you be.
Sorry, Casino, but it's not right: you'd be the Martian Manhunter. A cop from outer space who always keeps his cool.TheBigCasino wrote:The Punisher or Batman
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Who would you be.
I had guessed the Doctor Fate part.Mayhem wrote:Green Hornet or Doctor Fate.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Who would you be.
Of course you can, But I thought you'd be more like Huntress.Two Hearted wrote:I've never read a comic in my life.
Can I be Madam Firestarter?
(yeah, I made that up)
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Who would you be.
Very good call, I am jealous.methfriont wrote:Deadpool.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: Who would you be.
I always liked the Punisher because he's a self-made man (no superpowers) and doesn't have the ridiculous "no killing" policy that others do.
The Flash wold be nice, too: no need for a car.
The Flash wold be nice, too: no need for a car.
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